KronosPoseidon cuts off son's balls, finds a diamond inside!
That's right, our resident comment comedian has become a Diamond in less than four months as a member! I've noticed that his secret is an always-full queue. When one gets published, he has another standing by to take it's place.
So, KP, I thank you for not only your video contributions, but all your side-splitting, gut-busting, laugh-out-loud make-me-look-like-an-idiot-to-all-those-around-me comments.
Well, I would look like an idiot, but there's no one ever around me because I'm a lonely loser. But enough of that! Congrats!
So, KP, I thank you for not only your video contributions, but all your side-splitting, gut-busting, laugh-out-loud make-me-look-like-an-idiot-to-all-those-around-me comments.
Well, I would look like an idiot, but there's no one ever around me because I'm a lonely loser. But enough of that! Congrats!
29 Comments
maatcYay kp! Congratulations!
I will throw 250 goats into the volcano in your honor!
(Virgins are hard to come by these days)
gorgonheapWTF! That's insane. And congrats you rabid sifter.
dystopianfuturetodayYAY! kp has finally accomplished something in his life!
SarzyCongrats, KP!
FjnbkCongratulations.
ThylanGrats indeed
dystopianfuturetodayIn all seriousness, your quantity of submissions does not come at the cost of quality, and you are hands down the funniest person on the site.
Oh, and check your in box because I'm going to email you my room key.
jonnywtg dude. Any ideas for a channel?
oh, and someone help out his best sift ever.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Kongrats KP- yes, you are the first diamond without a channel to come along in some time- any ideas?
berticusholy smokes that's fast... congrats.
8383Holy hell KP, you're unstoppable.
ZifnabWow that was fast, amazing sifting kronosposeidon!
kronosposeidonThanks everyone! You all REALLY love me, don't you?!
Yes, my secret is that I do my best to keep my queue full. It also helps if you have no life so that you can hyper-monitor your queue at all times. Insomnia is a plus, as well as obsessive-compulsive disorder. Interpersonal relationships, personal hygiene, and a social life: Those are the demons you must slay to be a successful sifter.
Maatc: Does Germany have volcanoes? If not you can throw the 250 goats in the Danube. By the time they wash ashore they'll be Austria's problem.
Zeph: Yes, I am a fundamental force of nature. You'd have better luck trying to split an atom with your bare hands than to stop me.
Dag: I haven't nailed down any specific channel ideas yet, but I am leaning towards either a 2 Girls 1 Cup channel, or a Mentos channel. I think the 2 Girls 1 Cup channel would be less controversial.
Jonny: Actually I think this one is my best video, but after I posted it a short bus stopped in front of my house every morning waiting for me to get on it, so I had to discard it.
berticus: That's what all my lovers tell me.
DFT: I can't remember, but I think it's your turn for the reach-around.
gorgonheap: My psychiatrist concurs with your second statement. About me.
Zifnab: Watch out; I'm coming to git ya!
Fjbnk: LOVE the new hairdo!
Thylan: Thanks for publicly pointing out that DFT indeed has no sack.
Sarzy: How's Dr. Zaius doing?
And Gunny: You sly boots! You * promoted the video that dares not speak its name. I'm on to ya! The least I can do for you is urinate away a *quality point in return.
You're all beautiful. Now where are the hookers?
siftbotAwarding MarineGunrock with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by kronosposeidon.
smibboI'm late as always but grats KP!
MarineGunrockYou killed Mentos! You bastard!
rottenseedwhoa KP! You're a sifting maniac. Any tips on how to support a child while rocketing to diamond in mere months? I'm sure it has to do with your son's diet of used chicken bones and recycled newspaper. But hey, at least you've got your priorities straight.
IssykittyKP!!!! Holy cow pucks! Powerstation FTW!
Congratulations to an absolutely INSANE Sifting fiend! 250! WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
choggiegush gush gush ...makes ya wanna bleegeghh!!
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
>> ^choggie:
gush gush gush ...makes ya wanna bleegeghh!!
OK, who shat in Choggie's coffee again?
CaptWillardNice bling, KP. You just don't know how to give up on the Mentos, do you?
kronosposeidonThanks again, all ye latecomers. There's still some chips and dip, but I'm afraid the keg is tapped.
my15minutes>> ^kronosposeidon:
Now where are the hookers?
fuck! i knew there was someone i forgot to call today!
Arsenault185You know why MGR was the one to post this? Because ever since this blog listing, hes been watching to see if he can hold it. Well KP, you beat him. He took 4 months to make gold, and you KP-slapped him and went diamond 250 in 4 months. Kick ass man. MGR, go back to your queue and keep trying, and oh... wipe away those tears.
maatc>> ^kronosposeidon:
Maatc: Does Germany have volcanoes? If not you can throw the 250 goats in the Danube. By the time they wash ashore they'll be Austria's problem.
Danube is too far from Berlin.
I´ll just get it done through www.animalsacrificemtolympus.com
50 Cents a goat over there.
Quite happy with their service so far.
Farhad2000Grats
JAPR>> ^jonny:
his best sift ever.
Quoted for teh truth.
And congrats, buddy!
calvadosGrats KP!
sbchapmWell done, KP.
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