If you love the Sift - BUY THIS T-SHIRT!
Fellow patriots: The terrorists tried to destroy our beautiful, freedomloving nation. Now, for a limited time only, you can show your support and love of Siftopia by sending me money and receiving this one of a kind Freedom Shirt™©.
It will be assumed that anyone who doesn't order at least 5 t-shirts hates the Sift and is an enemy of the state. The price of one shirt is $100 (special Freedom Price™©) and the first 20 orders will receive the brand new single from Bobby McPatriot: "Siftopia, FUCK YEAH!".
Don't let the terrorists win, order today!
It will be assumed that anyone who doesn't order at least 5 t-shirts hates the Sift and is an enemy of the state. The price of one shirt is $100 (special Freedom Price™©) and the first 20 orders will receive the brand new single from Bobby McPatriot: "Siftopia, FUCK YEAH!".
Don't let the terrorists win, order today!
17 Comments
MINKthe world would be better off without your typography.
rasch187^ Terrorist!
NicoleBeeWhere is rad-x when we need him???
SagemindWhay are these not yet for sale - Truly!
alien_conceptI actually want one right now, you teasin norwegin!
swampgirlcoffee mug
NetRunner>> ^rasch187:
^ Terrorist!
You mean Errorist.
jonnyI saw the Sift crash, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Dignant_Pink says...dude, now i really want one.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
*quality
siftbotAwarding rasch187 with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by dag.
kronosposeidonI like it. Seriously. CafePress could make one for us too.
antGood one!
RyjkyjI still like this one better:
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2482/choggetxy5.jpg
LordByronI'd like to order a sleeve please. Either right or left will be fine.
gourmetemuDamn it I actually scraped together $500 before I realized this was in jest. What am I going to do with $500 dollars! I suppose it's hookers and blow again. Or maybe I'll at least buy the cat back.
chingaleraI can get you one of those....
I still like this one better:
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2482/choggetxy5.jpg
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