Fellow patriots: The terrorists tried to destroy our beautiful, freedomloving nation. Now, for a limited time only, you can show your support and love of Siftopia by sending me money and receiving this one of a kind Freedom Shirt™©.



It will be assumed that anyone who doesn't order at least 5 t-shirts hates the Sift and is an enemy of the state. The price of one shirt is $100 (special Freedom Price™©) and the first 20 orders will receive the brand new single from Bobby McPatriot: "Siftopia, FUCK YEAH!".

Don't let the terrorists win, order today!