*long due to the Warhammer Online Promo Bit

The hammer of wank! LMAO

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Review wasn't as great as usual, but man that trailer at the end was pretty cool. Blur Studios work for sure.

I don't play video games often so I wouldn't know the difference between horrible controls and just my retarded inability to play. I'm glad I have somebody like yahtzee to tell me it's not me (if I did play the game) it's just the game.

The Warhammer video at the end is definitely worth watching (as is the ZP review), though don't expect to see anything remotely resembling the actual game engine.

I was hoping he'd review Spore, maybe next week.
I thought Spore was quite disappointing, but the space-phase is quite fun, though I don't see much replay value.

Review wasn't as great as usual, but man that trailer at the end was pretty cool. Blur Studios work for sure.

... and The Man justifies himself. When the advertisement is longer than the video, I have a problem, epic or not. Upvote still because the review is spot on, and whoever thinks that watching yourself die for 5 minutes is fun in a video game should have to watch themselves die for 5 minutes IRL and then asked in Valhalla, "Was it as awesome as you thought." However good an ad is it shouldn't be forced into these videos. The exapist noticed one part of their site is getting more hits, *cough* sifties *cough* so they inseminate it with ads, makes sense but I disapprove anyway. It's like a rider in a legislative bill except we don't get the cool line-item-veto option. Only we kinda do, cuz we don't have to watch the whole thing. Plus it's at the end at least, not the beginning or, Odin forbid, wedged in the middle. If the ad is that cool, make it it's own video and maybe we'll upvote that. Seriously tho, 4 minutes of video and 6 minutes of ads? Jeez it's like the publisher had scissors in his eyes or something.

PS: Can't decide if I would check out the game his mash-up ad describes at the 9:30 mark.

The demo for this game was horrible. Shitty graphics. Weak combat. Boring world design. Eternal Darkness 2 would be a good idea.

Zonbie is the new Zifnab.

I think the title needs an update...

ZP: Too human review and Warhammer online trailer or something along that since it seem I saw more of the trailer than the actual review...

GREAT JOB SELLING OUT YAHTZEE!

>> ^mas8705:
I think the title needs an update...
ZP: Too human review and Warhammer online trailer or something along that since it seem I saw more of the trailer than the actual review...
GREAT JOB SELLING OUT YAHTZEE!


Doesn't the magazine he works for tack those on? I thought he made a mention about sticking it to them by reviewing eve online, since that's what they were advertising on his last few.

Not one of the funniest ZP reviews but I still have to upvote for the "Baldur's Gait" bit. Yes I must.

Baldur's Gait... that was superb.

Hammer of wank got me just as I was visualising cracking myself in the eye with a hammer. I feel dirty.

Builders Gait++;

"and the hammer was made of wank"

that absolutely fucked me up, excellent

Awesome, except you should tab him as Australian instead of British.

>> ^Shepppard:
>> ^mas8705:
I think the title needs an update...
ZP: Too human review and Warhammer online trailer or something along that since it seem I saw more of the trailer than the actual review...
GREAT JOB SELLING OUT YAHTZEE!

Doesn't the magazine he works for tack those on? I thought he made a mention about sticking it to them by reviewing eve online, since that's what they were advertising on his last few.


Ironiclly, some of my buddies started playing eve are a result of that review hehehe.

I have no idea if the game will be good or not but that Warhammer Online trailer was damn pretty.

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Yeah, everything was awesome, then it was pushed to new heights with "made of wank" and "Baldur's Gait".

>> ^LightningOfGods:
Awesome, except you should tab him as Australian instead of British.


no, I shouldn't

He's a brit living in Australia. So downunder and british

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