Epic Juggling Skills, Feet Included

Girl has skills!
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I find that women are always less likely to want to juggle my balls once they realize I have 5. They always assume it's because of my job at the nuclear power plant, "BUT NO!", I tells them, "IT'S HEREDITY GODDAMIT!! MY GRANDPA HAD 11 BALLS!" Ol' 'lleven ball we used to call him... back before the war. He ended up losing 3 balls in Vietnam, and then another in Iraq. But he still had seven, which, even still, is a respectable collection of eggs to have in your Easter basket. What were we talking about again?

Retrosays...

I bet cops love that people believe they can't lie about being one. It probably leads to a lot of arrests. and in this case, I'm fine with dumb criminals getting arrested because they don't know their rights.

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