whatever it is, he's got it!

werd!>> ^seltar:

whatever it is, he's got it!

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I just realized, while watching this, that cotton candy is an aerogel. The first aerogel, as a matter of fact, since it was first made some 300 years ago.

where is this? any idea?

I'd like to think he enjoys that job and doing that is fun for him. Because otherwise, it becomes really sad.


Lighted up machine is really cool though, would be fun to play with it and see what kind of mess you can make.

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Men want to be him... women want to be with him...

this guy really likes the motto "be the best at what you do". Doesn't matter how much a small job it seems. I would take a guess and say this guy is the world's best cotton candy vendor.

He's pretty good at giving away product.

Utterly enthralled kids. Wonderful

>> ^seltar:

whatever it is, he's got it!

Yep! And I want some of whatever it is, too

And all to the tune of Michael Jackson's anti-Semitic anthem.

He spends all day giving women "Sugar!"

Nice trick but tbh it's not like I'd pay to see him. In fact I'd probably get a tad cross if I was out and about wanting a candy floss(cotton candy) and he started that MJ music and dancing b*##s#*#.

Stop dancing like an idiot and gimmie my noms.

I bet you're a ton of fun to hang out with.
>> ^zaust:

Nice trick but tbh it's not like I'd pay to see him. In fact I'd probably get a tad cross if I was out and about wanting a candy floss(cotton candy) and he started that MJ music and dancing b ##s# #.
Stop dancing like an idiot and gimmie my noms.

>> ^eric3579:

I bet you're a ton of fun to hang out with.

Erm you uploaded it, think your kinda biased. Btw I took my kids (aged 12-9) to see My Chemical Romance, Off Spring, The Madness, Limp Biskit, The Strokes, Motorhead and even Slipknot last year. I am fun - I just don't need crap from the serving staff any more.

"hey! i'm awesome middle aged dad guy! stop with the whimsical fuckery! i'm paying too much to make my kids like me! grrrrr" you're either a giant troll or a giant douche. or both. congrats.


>> ^zaust:

>> ^eric3579:
I bet you're a ton of fun to hang out with.
Erm you uploaded it, think your kinda biased. Btw I took my kids (aged 12-9) to see My Chemical Romance, Off Spring, The Madness, Limp Biskit, The Strokes, Motorhead and even Slipknot last year. I am fun - I just don't need crap from the serving staff any more.

Probably both
>> ^peggedbea:

"hey! i'm awesome middle aged dad guy! stop with the whimsical fuckery! i'm paying too much to make my kids like me! grrrrr" you're either a giant troll or a giant douche. or both. congrats.

>> ^zaust:
>> ^eric3579:
I bet you're a ton of fun to hang out with.
Erm you uploaded it, think your kinda biased. Btw I took my kids (aged 12-9) to see My Chemical Romance, Off Spring, The Madness, Limp Biskit, The Strokes, Motorhead and even Slipknot last year. I am fun - I just don't need crap from the serving staff any more.

Oh whatever kiddie - the bands I listed all played the sonisphere and reading festivals in the uk last year. We ain't going to any festivals this year because we can't afford the extra tickets now our eldest has hit 13. Point was the combined 5 of us got bored about 1 min into this vid and clicked onto something else. Like I said Nice Trick but it's not like he's going to sell out an arena tour doing it.

PS Just in case you still think I'm a rich idiot/douche - check http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnt4FAwhklY at exactly 2:26 there's a small blonde girl in a very big green hoodie in the bottom right hand corner. That's my 10 year old daughter wearing my wife's hoodie cause it was starting to rain sitting on my shoulders in the middle of a 50,000+ crowd watching slipknot.

Hahaha, you're a douche. There's not really much else we can say that you haven't already done for us. Thanks for proving our point. Enjoy your life out-of-touch.

>> ^zaust:

Oh whatever kiddie - the bands I listed all played the sonisphere and reading festivals in the uk last year. We ain't going to any festivals this year because we can't afford the extra tickets now our eldest has hit 13. Point was the combined 5 of us got bored about 1 min into this vid and clicked onto something else. Like I said Nice Trick but it's not like he's going to sell out an arena tour doing it.
PS Just in case you still think I'm a rich idiot/douche - check http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnt4FAwhklY at exactly 2:26 there's a small blonde girl in a very big green hoodie in the bottom right hand corner. That's my 10 year old daughter wearing my wife's hoodie cause it was starting to rain sitting on my shoulders in the middle of a 50,000+ crowd watching slipknot.

" We really need to slap these minimum wage servants back to reality. I don't wanna see the monkey do tricks - I can hold down a job, family and house at once, nice work on juggling a bottle." - zaust

no 10 year old in a hoodie will ever redeem you from the epic levels of douchebaggery you have displayed.

>> ^zaust:

Oh whatever kiddie - the bands I listed all played the sonisphere and reading festivals in the uk last year. We ain't going to any festivals this year because we can't afford the extra tickets now our eldest has hit 13. Point was the combined 5 of us got bored about 1 min into this vid and clicked onto something else. Like I said Nice Trick but it's not like he's going to sell out an arena tour doing it.
PS Just in case you still think I'm a rich idiot/douche - check http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnt4FAwhklY at exactly 2:26 there's a small blonde girl in a very big green hoodie in the bottom right hand corner. That's my 10 year old daughter wearing my wife's hoodie cause it was starting to rain sitting on my shoulders in the middle of a 50,000+ crowd watching slipknot.

>> ^bmacs27:

He's pretty good at giving away product.


Except that what he's doing is not just "giving away product", which I thought at first.

What it is is a brilliant marketing tool. Give out a sample of your product to a population that will demand more from mom and dad. And it attracts a crowd. And as we know, nothing attracts a crowd more than a crowd!

Smart business man, I'd say.

Wow. Thanks for the tip:

Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me
>> ^rex84:

And all to the tune of Michael Jackson's anti-Semitic anthem.

@rex84 and @messenger

I looked up the lyrics out of curiosity, as well as the controversy surrounding them, and frankly, they do not seem discriminatory in context, au contraire. I'm no fan of MJ - as a person or a singer - but I don't like when things get labeled over misunderstandings. The lyrics (if I understand correctly) are about minorities being abused by society ("they"), including verbally, hence "Jew me" and "kike me" read as 'insult me/call me names' (I don't see how else it could be read tbh). It's very poor writing, for sure, but the intention does not seem racist. /my 2cents

For the "Kick me kike me" line, I might let that go as very, VERY poor writing if that were all there was, but it's not.

First, this is a song about unfair treatment of blacks specifically, not minorities in general.

How can you suggest that "Jew" is a bad word/calling someone names? That's the normal word, not a racist epithet. So the argument doesn't fly.

Here's another way to read it: to "Jew" someone (as a verb, as in the song) commonly means to use money/the legal system to cheat/screw someone over. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jew) The full line: "Jew me sue me" makes it clear this was his intent. Evil lawyers are stereotypically Jews ("Shysters"), so this fits too well.

I'm sticking with my racist verdict.>> ^hpqp:

@rex84 and @messenger
I looked up the lyrics out of curiosity, as well as the controversy surrounding them, and frankly, they do not seem discriminatory in context, au contraire. I'm no fan of MJ - as a person or a singer - but I don't like when things get labeled over misunderstandings. The lyrics (if I understand correctly) are about minorities being abused by society ("they"), including verbally, hence "Jew me" and "kike me" read as 'insult me/call me names' (I don't see how else it could be read tbh). It's very poor writing, for sure, but the intention does not seem racist. /my 2cents

Calling someone a "Jew" for being stingy or preoccupied about money is an insult, and the song does not seem to be only about blacks (why does it begin with "skin head, dead head"?) but I won't argue about it because a)it's possible that it simply is racist and b)I don't care about MJ that much.

>> ^messenger:

For the "Kick me kike me" line, I might let that go as very, VERY poor writing if that were all there was, but it's not.
First, this is a song about unfair treatment of blacks specifically, not minorities in general.
How can you suggest that "Jew" is a bad word/calling someone names? That's the normal word, not a racist epithet. So the argument doesn't fly.
Here's another way to read it: to "Jew" someone (as a verb, as in the song) commonly means to use money/the legal system to cheat/screw someone over. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jew) The full line: "Jew me sue me" makes it clear this was his intent. Evil lawyers are stereotypically Jews ("Shysters"), so this fits too well.
I'm sticking with my racist verdict.>> ^hpqp:
@rex84 and @messenger
I looked up the lyrics out of curiosity, as well as the controversy surrounding them, and frankly, they do not seem discriminatory in context, au contraire. I'm no fan of MJ - as a person or a singer - but I don't like when things get labeled over misunderstandings. The lyrics (if I understand correctly) are about minorities being abused by society ("they"), including verbally, hence "Jew me" and "kike me" read as 'insult me/call me names' (I don't see how else it could be read tbh). It's very poor writing, for sure, but the intention does not seem racist. /my 2cents