can we have a *wtf??? Because seriously what was that about?

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by ctrlaltbleach.

>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

can we have a wtf??? Because seriously what was that about?


From youtube:

Hayden pops champagne and pours it on herself. This video is the reverse of the official photoshoot video that was originally reversed so it plays forward now.

*Promote

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 7:10pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter Shepppard.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Hayden Panettiere, champagne, pop, spits' to 'Hayden Panettiere, champagne, pop, spits, nin' - edited by thinker247

I have a soft spot for Hayden Panettiere. I also have a hard spot for her. *rimshot*

fap fap fap fap

She's young and needs the money.

Yeah, she doesn't have a whole lot of the acting going for her right now, and she needs to cash in before nature takes its course =)

Now that Heroes has been officially and mercifully cancelled, can we please never see this horrible actress ever again? Thanks.

>> ^therealblankman:

Now that Heroes has been officially and mercifully cancelled, can we please never see this horrible actress ever again? Thanks.


She was great in Malcolm in the middle, I think they WANTED them to act like that...pretty much all the characters besides hero were pretty emo.

I love Hayden, but street walker red is not her color.

mmmm *pseudo-Bukkake

I came for the... well, let's just leave it at I came.

>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

can we have a wtf??? Because seriously what was that about?


I don't know what it's about either... but I really like it.

Check what? Check to see if she cashed the cheque they gave her?

Don't mind me. Just being a bitter, miserable Englishman.

Is this the Bukake I've heard so much about?

>> ^Gallowflak:

Check what? Check to see if she cashed the cheque they gave her?
Don't mind me. Just being a bitter, miserable Englishman.



You know.. Being Canadian I genereally use "proper" spelling, but I'm courteous enough to let the other versions of words be used without making a stink about it.

Damn. And here I thought I was being light-hearted.

Wow I havnt seen anything that subtle since America invaded Iraq to protect its oil interests.

WTF, she didn't even swallow.

>> ^Gallowflak:
Damn. And here I thought I was being light-hearted. <IMG class=smiley src="http://static1.videosift.com/cdm/emoticon/frown.gif">


You were.

>> ^jimnms:

WTF, she didn't even swallow.


She's not 21 until August 2010...

>> ^alizarin:

Is this the Bukake I've heard so much about?


i'm 12 and what is this?

What is this I don't even...
>> ^spawnflagger:

>> ^jimnms:
WTF, she didn't even swallow.

She's not 21 until August 2010...

American drinking age
>> ^gwiz665:

What is this I don't even...
>> ^spawnflagger:
>> ^jimnms:
WTF, she didn't even swallow.

She's not 21 until August 2010...

We're talking about drinking now?
>> ^Shepppard:

American drinking age
>> ^gwiz665:
What is this I don't even...
>> ^spawnflagger:
>> ^jimnms:
WTF, she didn't even swallow.

She's not 21 until August 2010...

Apparently Hayden did this as a favor for her photographer friend.

Tyler Shields and his Dirty Side of Glamour series

http://www.tylershields.com/2009/11/19/hayden-panettiere/




..also. just so this sift is that much more faptastic..

http://knucklesunited.com/2010/01/hayden-panettiere-gives-good-fork/
>> ^Shepppard:

>> ^ctrlaltbleach:
can we have a wtf??? Because seriously what was that about?

From youtube:
Hayden pops champagne and pours it on herself. This video is the reverse of the official photoshoot video that was originally reversed so it plays forward now.

>> ^gwiz665:

We're talking about drinking now?


So let me break it down...

a) In most states in USA, the drinking age is 21 (it used to be 18 in some states). Meaning if you are under 21, then it is illegal to consume alcoholic beverages.
b) champagne is an alcoholic beverage
c) Hayden Panettiere was born August 21, 1989, according to IMDB.
d) When someone mentions "Spitting or Swallowing", chances are they are talking about fellatio, and the eventual destination of the ejaculate - will the person performing the act spit it out, or swallow it.
e) Hayden Panettiere is an attractive female actress, and an object of sexual desire to many men.
f) champagne as featured in this video, is a metaphor for ejaculating on miss Panettiere's face and chest.
g) jimnms commented "WTF, she didn't even swallow."
h) because it is obvious that jimnms was making a sexual reference, the faux-naivety expressed in my response is humorous, because I nonchalantly answered logically with a valid reason (that she didn't want to break the law), while completely bypassing the sexual innuendo.
i) not everyone recognizes this type of humor, so they would assume that I am naive, conservative, or mentally handicapped in some way. That is a risk I was willing to take when posting the comment.

Hehehe. Thanks, Captain Obvious. Your superpowers went to good use here.
>> ^spawnflagger:

>> ^gwiz665:
We're talking about drinking now?

So let me break it down...
a) In most states in USA, the drinking age is 21 (it used to be 18 in some states). Meaning if you are under 21, then it is illegal to consume alcoholic beverages.
b) champagne is an alcoholic beverage
c) Hayden Panettiere was born August 21, 1989, according to IMDB.
d) When someone mentions "Spitting or Swallowing", chances are they are talking about fellatio, and the eventual destination of the ejaculate - will the person performing the act spit it out, or swallow it.
e) Hayden Panettiere is an attractive female actress, and an object of sexual desire to many men.
f) champagne as featured in this video, is a metaphor for ejaculating on miss Panettiere's face and chest.
g) jimnms commented "WTF, she didn't even swallow."
h) because it is obvious that jimnms was making a sexual reference, the faux-naivety expressed in my response is humorous, because I nonchalantly answered logically with a valid reason (that she didn't want to break the law), while completely bypassing the sexual innuendo.
i) not everyone recognizes this type of humor, so they would assume that I am naive, conservative, or mentally handicapped in some way. That is a risk I was willing to take when posting the comment.