Why bother wearing a helmet? The parkour guys don't wear helmets.

The music really adds a lot to this scene.

Wow, she's lucky she didn't get her face bitten off.

I saw a video once of a praying mantis eating a hummingbird. It's always slightly terrifying seeing an insect eat a mammal.

I bet that asshole goes to a fine dining restaurant and has dessert with an assload of creme fresh and doesn't understand that he's a hypocrit.

Fast Food hate is ridiculous, and there's nothing "funny" about that bit. It's actually rather uncomfortable.

His punchline is vandalizing a business with a french accent?

paraphrased quote: "I can't take this part of the Bible and not that part of the bible."

Well... time to kill people who work on Sunday and selling people into slavery then right? I first suspected the Bible was BS upon reading Deuteronomy.

Have you tried running "Killing the Poor" through the computer?

Isn't that the girl that played Kitara in "The Last Airbender"?

You can lead an ass to water, but you can't make it drink.

LOL, Americans that can't drive on icy roads are funny.

I was an Az-whos man myself.

But I've been putting Asus products in my box for decades :-)

LOL, it's an asteroid, not some galactic pendulum.

Does it yield enough to replace Styrofoam? He doesn't say, he just says he's happy with the yield rates.

It's cool and all, but if it's going to up the cost of shipping because there's not enough of it, it's not going to happen.

Here's a good start. Stop subsidizing corn farmers. Friggen government screws up everything.