Okay...

I had to google "Vaev tissue hoax" for my own peace of mind, because I needed confirmation with what I already knew. Obviously this is fake.
Right?
Right?
Wrong.
WTF indeed.

Wait, what?

I just love that this product announcement came the same day a measles outbreak caused an emergency to be declared in Portland.

wow, this is incredibly dumb.
Unless you live in a biocontainment facility, your body is constantly exposed to all kinds of microbes - the immune system doesn't need an "extra workout".

*health *fail

Adding video to channels (Fail, Health) - requested by Zawash.

Print up some fancy boxes and stuff them full of crumpled up tissues and sell them for $80 a pop. what a great idea.

*parody

Videos are limited to being in a maximum of 7 channels - ignoring all requests by mxxcon.

Really? Has it been debunked? Your evidence please.

Yes, I understand it's bat shit crazy and only a true moron would buy this....but I also understand there are millions out there willing to pay $80 for used tissues and other such nonsense, so that wouldn't mean it's not real.

"Common sense".

There is no such thing.

You want to believe this is too dumb to be real and that people are too smart to buy this....I believe that's just wishful thinking and not reflective of reality.

*Charlton Heston voice* "Vaevtissue is people snot!!"

That explains the green color.