"He seemed cool, calm and collected in the other room, waiting for his coffee (which he was assured was for closers). However, as the dulcet tones of Blake’s hypercapitalist putdowns filled his ears, he felt a warmth in his pants that could only be described as the high-pressure evacuation of bowels that had spent a lifetime damming the riverbed of feces with over-processed meat discs. Indeed, the first shit he had taken in decades finally let loose, and it wasn’t a small handful of struggle nuggets like in the past. No, readers, this was a piping hot surge of the wet brown, an astonishing geyser of human jet fuel that propelled the man through the roof and into the sky, wind whipping at his cheeks, carrying him ever further into the cold recesses of space. As the atmospheric frost stopped his tears dead in their tracks and coagulated over his trembling salmon lips, a final word escaped between them, the last anyone would ever hear: 'Patriarchy.'..."
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BSRJust watched Joe Biden's speech and realized something.
Trump never gave me goosebumps.
00Scud00says...Depends on what kind of goosebumps they are. There's the kind you get when you listen to your favorite music, and then there's the kind when you're in the dark and you think something is creeping up on you.
I didn't watch Biden's speech but for me this victory isn't really worth celebrating. With Biden in office I think the best we can hope for is getting everything back to pre-Trump conditions, which is what led to Trump in the first place. So while I think it's great that Trump will no longer be President, Biden is nothing to get excited about.
Just watched Joe Biden's speech and realized something.
Trump never gave me goosebumps.
BSRThe kind you get when you listen to your favorite music.
Trump never creeped up on us.
Biden will not be the last 4 years. That's exciting. Not mention Harris.
Depends on what kind of goosebumps they are. There's the kind you get when you listen to your favorite music, and then there's the kind when you're in the dark and you think something is creeping up on you.
I didn't watch Biden's speech but for me this victory isn't really worth celebrating. With Biden in office I think the best we can hope for is getting everything back to pre-Trump conditions, which is what led to Trump in the first place. So while I think it's great that Trump will no longer be President, Biden is nothing to get excited about.
geo321Biden is a horrible human, but less than Trump a bit
*yay
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surfingytwhere was that meagaga landslide i heard so much about?
newtboyAs with all things meagaga, it veered off course and crushed their own house of cards.
where was that meagaga landslide i heard so much about?
Mystic95Zsays...Bob's been incognito, wonder if he is wallowing in self pity like the fat bloated tRump turtle.
As with all things meagaga, it veered off course and crushed their own house of cards.
C-noteBob Cool. Let's be chill.
Bob's been incognito, wonder if he is wallowing in self pity like the fat bloated tRump turtle.
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incognito yes, maybe, just sitting idle and watching.
Waiting for results Some states too close to call- recount?
MEGA landslide-- no so -- At least I can dream.
Some cheating/ interference-- yes-- big enough -- don't know.
1 thing for sure is that Trump never backs down.
newtboyRotflmfahs!!!
Never backs down.....Except when prosecuted for fraud, or redlining (denying black people access to his buildings), or charity fraud, or finally admitting he repeatedly paid for sex while married, or when Mexico refused to build or pay for his wall, or when he promises to fix our infrastructure, or when he claims massive 2016 vote fraud, or when he promises to simplify taxes so they fit on a postcard, or about Covid/masks.... Seems like he often backs down....almost half as often as he's wrong.
The too close to call/recount is bullshit. Georgia, where he claims it's too close, requires the campaign asking for a recount to pay for it, and Trump is flat broke with a zero credit rating and his campaign is deep in massive debt. Good luck....it won't change the outcome even if it flips the state, which it won't. Remember, when you donate to the legal defense fund, most of that money goes to pay Trump's bills, some into his pocket, and what's left might pay Rudy to rant in a parking lot. It's not paying for decent lawyers to try a case, they're consistently being laughed out of court for having zero evidence of their baseless accusations, most of which wouldn't change results if found to be credible. Decent lawyers won't touch these frivolous cases.
The cheating and interference was 99.9996% from your team. >300000 missing mail in ballots because Trump's guy ignored court orders, slowed mail to a crawl, and refused to search mail sorting rooms for ballots like he was ordered to by a federal judge. Armed intimidation at polls. Last minute voter purges. One collection box for counties of 4 million. All republican tactics that kept it from being a massive blowout, but couldn't stop the tide. All you have to claim democrats cheated are words from untrustworthy liars, no evidence whatsoever.
It's funny you think your best argument for a second trump term is that he was incapable of presiding over a free and fair election or of accepting the results.
It's ok, Bob. You can admit you're crying in your beer. It must hurt to be forced to realize your world view is a fantasy.....just a dream.
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incognito yes, maybe, just sitting idle and watching.
Waiting for results Some states too close to call- recount?
MEGA landslide-- no so -- At least I can dream.
Some cheating/ interference-- yes-- big enough -- don't know.
1 thing for sure is that Trump never backs down.
BSRDamn! I never make the list. What am I doing wrong?
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