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20 Comments
criticalthudsays...correctomundo!
kill the specialness...
grinterThe mediocre characters played by the Cracked cast let me pretend that I too could weave an endless sequence of riffs on popular culture into social criticism so witty that the entire Internet would want to hear it.
ant*scifi

I was just rewatching this first Matrix movie two CATurdays ago, but in HD OTA (ION 30.1 in L.A.).
siftbotAdding video to channels (Scifi) - requested by ant.
poolcleanerAnd that is life. Unless you're a doctor. In which case, you're dedicated to saving the lives of the mediocre. Or you're a physicist and furthering the understanding and/or saving the lives of the mediocre.
Or worse, you're making mediocre people even more mediocre with modern inventions that make their already easy lives even easier.
Or you're helping research knowledge with the inevitable goal of becoming a space faring people, to spread our ideas of mediocrity to the galaxy -- and beyond!
Are the humans dead yet?
The mediocre characters played by the Cracked cast let me pretend that I too could weave an endless sequence of riffs on popular culture into social criticism so witty that the entire Internet would want to hear it.
PaybackWere their water glasses added in later? They look wrong.
entr0pyIt's not hopeless though. Maybe we can work towards a world where nearly everyone is above average.
And that is life. Unless you're a doctor. In which case, you're dedicated to saving the lives of the mediocre. Or you're a physicist and furthering the understanding and/or saving the lives of the mediocre.
Or worse, you're making mediocre people even more mediocre with modern inventions that make their already easy lives even easier.
Or you're helping research knowledge with the inevitable goal of becoming a space faring people, to spread our ideas of mediocrity to the galaxy -- and beyond!
Are the humans dead yet?
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)
The buffering on the Crack video player is always just awful for me. Not sure why. Poor CDN or something.
FantomasKeanu Reeves, walking Kuleshov Effect.
chingaleraNever knew of Keanu's method until reading this-I thought the boy's face just did that all the time naturally-
Keanu Reeves, walking Kuleshov Effect.
Snohwsays...Why does all cracked titles seem to be made by a retarted 10 year old?

I liked some humor on the site, but after seeing the same generic, exactly the same generical titles, over and fkkkkkkkkn over again i just get a full blown rage-attack when I see a title like that. This too..
poolcleanerGATTACA?! Fuck that.
It's not hopeless though. Maybe we can work towards a world where nearly everyone is above average.
ravermanI wonder when this started? Does it go back as far as stories of Zeus and Hercules?
00Scud00says...And once everybody achieves above average status it becomes the new mediocre and we're back to square one again.
It's not hopeless though. Maybe we can work towards a world where nearly everyone is above average.
pumkinandstormIs this still playing for anyone? All I'm seeing is a white box.
eric3579Works for me
Is this still playing for anyone? All I'm seeing is a white box.
pumkinandstormThanks Eric. Must just be me then. I'll try from home later.
Works for me
LiquidDriftsays...Thank you for that link sir! Learned something cool today.
Keanu Reeves, walking Kuleshov Effect.
CheshireSmilesays...not gonna lie, these videos have led to talking points for many a party conversation.
The mediocre characters played by the Cracked cast let me pretend that I too could weave an endless sequence of riffs on popular culture into social criticism so witty that the entire Internet would want to hear it.
siftbotAfter Hours - 10 Terrifying Implications of the Matrix Unive has been added as a related post - related requested by RFlagg on that post.
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