The Horrifying Secret 'The Matrix' Reveals About Humanity

grintersays...

The mediocre characters played by the Cracked cast let me pretend that I too could weave an endless sequence of riffs on popular culture into social criticism so witty that the entire Internet would want to hear it.

poolcleanersays...

And that is life. Unless you're a doctor. In which case, you're dedicated to saving the lives of the mediocre. Or you're a physicist and furthering the understanding and/or saving the lives of the mediocre.

Or worse, you're making mediocre people even more mediocre with modern inventions that make their already easy lives even easier.

Or you're helping research knowledge with the inevitable goal of becoming a space faring people, to spread our ideas of mediocrity to the galaxy -- and beyond!

Are the humans dead yet?

grintersaid:

The mediocre characters played by the Cracked cast let me pretend that I too could weave an endless sequence of riffs on popular culture into social criticism so witty that the entire Internet would want to hear it.

entr0pysays...

It's not hopeless though. Maybe we can work towards a world where nearly everyone is above average.

poolcleanersaid:

And that is life. Unless you're a doctor. In which case, you're dedicated to saving the lives of the mediocre. Or you're a physicist and furthering the understanding and/or saving the lives of the mediocre.

Or worse, you're making mediocre people even more mediocre with modern inventions that make their already easy lives even easier.

Or you're helping research knowledge with the inevitable goal of becoming a space faring people, to spread our ideas of mediocrity to the galaxy -- and beyond!

Are the humans dead yet?

Snohwsays...

Why does all cracked titles seem to be made by a retarted 10 year old?

I liked some humor on the site, but after seeing the same generic, exactly the same generical titles, over and fkkkkkkkkn over again i just get a full blown rage-attack when I see a title like that. This too..

00Scud00says...

And once everybody achieves above average status it becomes the new mediocre and we're back to square one again.

entr0pysaid:

It's not hopeless though. Maybe we can work towards a world where nearly everyone is above average.

CheshireSmilesays...

not gonna lie, these videos have led to talking points for many a party conversation.

grintersaid:

The mediocre characters played by the Cracked cast let me pretend that I too could weave an endless sequence of riffs on popular culture into social criticism so witty that the entire Internet would want to hear it.

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