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BSR5 power points to the first person who asks the obvious question.
newtboyDecent run. Poor fish must scrape up their bellies on that asphalt.
SketchSign on my truck says, "I brake for salmon"
BSRThe sign on my vehicle says, "Dead people on board. Drive like hell"
Flip the sign around and "Dead people on board. Keep texting."
Sign on my truck says, "I brake for salmon"
KrazyKat42says...Why did the salmon cross the road?
Still trying to think of a funny answer.
Maybe something involving Salman Rushdie?
5 power points to the first person who asks the obvious question.
newtboyTo spawn on the other side, of course.
Why did the salmon cross the road?
Still trying to think of a funny answer.
Maybe something involving Salman Rushdie?
BSRUsing suggestion or "mind control" is not allowed. Play fair newt.
To spawn on the other side, of course.
luxintenebriscross the road?
even though
it's a tough
road to hoe
they row
to make
new roe
antPart 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZt4jJEkhWM
BSROK, the "OBVIOUS question" would have been, "why did the chicken cross road?"
"To spawn on the other side, of course." is not a question at all...NEWT. 🤨
BSRBTW here's why the salmon are crossing the road.
The salmon are crossing the road because the restaurant they just left doesn't serve salmon.
spawnflaggerthe town should install a "salmon crossing" sign. (just because how many of those would you ever see?)
newtboyNo, those aren't chickens....not even chickens of the sea, so that's not an obvious question.
I told you I didn't want points, so wouldn't ask the obvious question....it's THE answer. I implanted the question in a random sifter's brain without their knowledge. Come on.
OK, the "OBVIOUS question" would have been, "why did the chicken cross road?"
"To spawn on the other side, of course." is not a question at all...NEWT. 🤨
newtboyJ-swimmers
BSRooops
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BSRThat's ridiculous. Salmon can't read!
the town should install a "salmon crossing" sign
BSRThe riddle appeared in an 1847 edition of The Knickerbocker, a New York City monthly magazine:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F
After 173 years of this joke being handed down from generation to generation it has become the standard kickstarter joke to give life to a sense of humor. So much so that the first thought about any animal crossing the road would or should trigger the chicken punchline.
Regardless of wanting points or not you would have gotten them anyway so the VS community would know my words have much iron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyPZFi2b380
Yes, I think I pointed that out. Nice work. 😜
No, those aren't chickens....not even chickens of the sea, so that's not an obvious question.
I told you I didn't want points, so wouldn't ask the obvious question....it's THE answer.
I implanted the question in a random sifter's brain without their knowledge. Come on.
00Scud00says...If I'm on the other side with a net, does that constitute spawn camping?
To spawn on the other side, of course.
newtboyDid you set up a tent?
If I'm on the other side with a net, does that constitute spawn camping?
00Scud00jokingly says...Right over the spawn point, and I paint it black on the inside, really fucks with people before I shoot them in the face.
Did you set up a tent?
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