The guy with the camera is the douche.

I was hoping he'd run the cameraman over at the end, that would have been worth an upvote.

In red state america...porn films YOU!

>> ^MrFisk:
The guy with the camera is the douche.


That's just the description from YouTube, Hence the quotemarks!
You guys are free to Douche whichever you feel is the bigger rustbucket!

what if the hooker is a priest and he lives in the church is it still illegal?

He should've just finished what he payed for..

The guy with the video camera needs a life, downvote.

I did not know about that "lewd act within 1000 ft of a church is a felony" law.

videosift informs again!

Thanks for not spoiling the ending. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the complete surprise twist at the end.

Dude should of stolen the camera and destroyed it.
Problem solved.

That must be the 'separation of church and skank' law.

Separation of church and taint

What has the distance from a church got to do with it?

>> ^CrushBug:
What has the distance from a church got to do with it?


God, although omniscient and omnipresent, can't see anything bad unless it's close to a church.
I believe he looks through the stained glass windows to check up on people.
It's also a big part of the reason that he fails to do things like prevent Katrina, or 9-11 or much of the bad stuff.
We are irresponsible in not helping him spread his powers and what we should really be doing is building millions of tiny mechanoid churches that can patrol the world carrying out His will.

Wow, that kind of evokes the image of Terminators. Equip them with some phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range, and you're good to go.

Last time kronosposeidon parks there...

lewd act within 1000 feet of a church is a felony? Should tell the priests that so they keep the hands off the kids!

I'd suspect shitting in a toilet at a church is lewd... quite gross actually. A felony! Taking a piss is lewd.. felony! Scratching one's balls in public. lewd! felony! Saying fuck you. Lewd! felony!

Saying god kills anyone who crosses his path that disagrees with him and anyone who is a nonbeliever will suffer an agonizing death, then suffer an eternity in some magical firey torture realm. Perfectly good. Not lewd in the least.

Magic is real my friends. Magical people with bird wings in the sky are real.

Because I believe in fairy tales.. that means I know what is good and what is bad. You do not.

horrible story redacted

but
this one time i watched a junkie with some serious bowel problems shit his pants in front of church, felony felony.

>> ^peggedbea:
horrible story redacted
but
this one time i watched a junkie with some serious bowel problems shit his pants in front of church, felony felony.

Well...some felonies are more fun than others.

I'm pretty sure I've shit my pants within 1000ft of a church. I mean, 1000ft is a long way.

I definitely live within 1000ft of the end of a church's property line...

... should probably come up with some pickup lines about how sleeping with me is a felony...

The war against erotic services is as irrational as the war against marijuana.

When you said I won't spoil the ending, I thought it would be keyboard cat. I was severely disappointed.

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