This video is definitely begging to be Benny Hillified.

He ain't no quitter!

He was parking to get beer...

Not. Drunk. At. All.

Worst hit and run ever.

*wtf

Invocations (wtf) cannot be called by Razor because Razor is not privileged - sorry.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Christ, at the end of the video I was waiting for him to come back and drill the car to the right.

>> ^syncron:
Worst hit and run ever.


He didn't hit the dog!

His insurance isn't going to pay for that!!!!

Upvote for the turn signal.

Well, not to start a whole thing, but how do we know it was a "him" and not a "her?"

he probably just got spooked by that black dog at the beginning and panicked....

I like me some comedy before I go to work.

He can't be drunk because only fat lazy Americans drink and drive. And that's obviouly not an American license plate.

I got the impression that everything after the initial thump was an attempt to escape punishment. Too bad he left his licence plate behind (along with the bumper).

>> ^ponceleon:
Well, not to start a whole thing, but how do we know it was a "him" and not a "her?"

dude, we all know it was a "her" but if somebody says it's a "her" some psychobitch is going to make an account just to nag about how women aren't bad drivers and about how they something something something, i don't know I wasn't listening to the woman in my made up scenario...

...hopefully she's baking cookies though

At 0:49 there is a giant kitten reflected in the back window.

You could probably just buff that right out.

>> ^harry:
At 0:49 there is a giant kitten reflected in the back window.


Ahhh, now it's clear; the driver was trying to escape certain death by mutant cat.

At the risk of BEING that psychobitch, I'm gonna say that I was surprised that five people upvoted this comment, but then I looked at who voted for it, and I thought, "Nah, it's okay. Only some douchebags."

Your sexist joke is so sexist that it is almost funny. It would actually be funny if I didn't think that you meant it.

>> ^rottenseed:
>>dude, we all know it was a "her" but if somebody says it's a "her" some psychobitch is going to make an account just to nag about how women aren't bad drivers and about how they something something something, i don't know I wasn't listening to the woman in my made up scenario...

...hopefully she's baking cookies though

Finally, the video that came before this one:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kids-don-t-do-drugs-and-then-go-to-the-store

Those who say it isn't drunk - look at the site ochevidec.ru Do you even know how popular drink+drive is in Russia?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5cneCgNA9U

Jesus, he hit everything but the lottery.

I totally agree. We all know the guy was probably asian.

>> ^thepinky:
At the risk of BEING that psychobitch, I'm gonna say that I was surprised that five people upvoted this comment, but then I looked at who voted for it, and I thought, "Nah, it's okay. Only some douchebags."
Your sexist joke is so sexist that it is almost funny. It would actually be funny if I didn't think that you meant it.
>> ^rottenseed:
>>dude, we all know it was a "her" but if somebody says it's a "her" some psychobitch is going to make an account just to nag about how women aren't bad drivers and about how they something something something, i don't know I wasn't listening to the woman in my made up scenario...
...hopefully she's baking cookies though