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Is nobody going to mention the elephant in the room of how crappy the durability of paint on American cars is?

It's a clear example of planned obsolescence and a good reason why they don't make Oldsmobiles any more.

What a great tip, especially when you've got important stuff in the trunk that you don't want to forget about.

What a great life-hack! I wonder how many lives he's hacked!?

I think he just needed some much larger balloons to dispose of his... rubbish... and then he wouldn't care so much about losing his car

I see two problems with this:
1. If everyone starts doing it, then it's going to escalate into a balloon war, perhaps leading to a flag war even
2. helium is limited and precious, stop wasting it for trivial things

Anyone notice the 'wrapped' body in the trunk???

I know of -- uh-hem -- at least ^one person who didn't...

I get it's a joke, hence the balloon war statement
But he's still wasting helium though for this joke.

It's funnier to him that we think he missed the DEAD BODY WRAPPED UP BEHIND THE BALLOONS, even though he couldn't possibly have missed the DEAD BODY WRAPPED UP BEHIND THE BALLOONS.

If he just cut a mouth hole for his gimp, he could use it's moaning and screaming to find his car instead of wasting precious helium.