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17 Comments
bareboards2says...The ending of this bit is right on. 9/11. Yep.
eric3579jokingly says...Whenever i use 9/11 as a reason/excuse it never seems to work.
I still got a speeding ticket.
They still fired me.
We still broke up.
wtf am i doing wrong?
The ending of this bit is right on. 9/11. Yep.
RedSkysays...He's a piece of shit, because you're amazing!
Whenever i use 9/11 as a reason/excuse it never seems to work.
I still got a speeding ticket.
They still fired me.
We still broke up.
wtf am i doing wrong?
poolcleanersays...Oh my god. My exgirlfriend is America.
gharksays...whoa, that got real really fast
FlowersInHisHairjokingly says...And the UK is the shitty friend saying "no, America, you're amazing, those countries you're bombing just aren't good enough for you, they can't handle how amazing you are."
Asmojokingly says...And Australia is that 3rd wheel that keeps hanging around. Sure, everyone likes her cos she'll do anything you tell her and speaks funny, but she really doesn't add anything to the equation apart from "Like, ya know, totally!" every now and again.
ChaosEnginejokingly says...NZ is even worse. She stopped talking to the others a while ago after a big fight, but now she just feels left out and is desperately trying to get back with the others by gossiping about everyone else as much as possible.
And the worst part is, she's actually better than that and deep down, she hates herself for it.
blahpooksays...*promote because he's amazing.
siftbotsays...Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, February 9th, 2015 12:35pm PST - promote requested by blahpook.
Retroboysays...LouisCK routines should probably come with an auto- *nsfw* for language.
(if someone could please adjust?)
siftbotsays...Invocations (nsfw) cannot be called by Retroboy because Retroboy is not privileged - sorry.
Paybacksays...Canada is the friend saying "you're being an asshole, dude." and getting told to shut up.
And the UK is the shitty friend saying "no, America, you're amazing, those countries you're bombing just aren't good enough for you, they can't handle how amazing you are."
alien_conceptsays...*dead
siftbotsays...This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by alien_concept.
cricketsays...*dead
siftbotsays...This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by cricket.
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