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"But things live on it, that means it's a planet."

I just...a;dslfaag

This has to be some form of character driven performance art.

I love when she says "i don't like that at all", as if her comfort level with the definition somehow factors into it.

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"The moon is such a planet I can't even stand it" is my quote of the week.

On my Zune

The moon is a space station.

THIS...is why their job is to sell clothes.

If the conversations were like this the entire time they tried to sell things on these types of 24/7 channels, I just might watch them. For the comedy, and to get some of the best fracking video clips in the Universe to play and re-play...

I'd love it if they had to label a really complicated star system that has three stars (two that are satellites--and obviously if this star system existed it would fall apart really fast or if it achieved equilibrium then it still has, as I/you can imagine, amazingly low chances of staying in this semi-stable state; like our own system...which IS falling apart, but it's just doing it at a moderately slow pace); then add in planets revolving around the stars, moons around the planets...and it will become hard to decide what is a satellite or a planet in some instances (as it may count technically as both).

Throw in a large debris field (an asteroid belt, but with "chunks" the size of very large moons--like 1.5x the size of our own Moon) and an Oort Cloud, again with comets that are as big as small moons/satellites and they will literally have no idea how to label anything.

The sad part is that I bet a very large segment of our population would also have the same problems with this task.

Sometimes, it is bad that we have Google...because some people will rely on it too much (especially so if it's students--those going through K-12, or similar setups in whatever country you're reading this from; but, not college...though problems do exist there, but it gets FAR harder to "lie" your way to a degree, etc...). However, if you are older and you use the Internet to look up things you don't know and if you remember any of it--this is when the Internet (or "Google") becomes a great tool and boon for humanity.

Nothing is better than spreading knowledge and wisdom.

if we've learned anything from star wars it's that moons and space stations are mutually exclusive things.

I HAVE SEEN THE FIRST HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE AND SHE IS A SALESWOMAN

The Moon isn't a planet, duh! It's a fully armed and operational BATTLE STATION!</sidious>

On a side note...those tops are hideous.

But they do look kind of like the Earth from like a bazillion miles away. Like from the planet Moon.

Oh, but it's a trick question!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7w64fbqYQY

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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