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You took the time to make a video. You do love us!

I have always loved you eric!!!

"vote according to your frontal, not yer hind brains"

^ if you tell us why any of this shit is worth a single vote?

^because voting is for losers!!!

good one chogster.
hey..has anyone seen my new RCA 27" flat screen i just got?
and i seem to be missing my canvas faux-matrix trenchcoat also...
has to be around here somewhere....

That's some *quality Choggie action right there.

Question, if your la-z-boy is down at the curb what ya' use to sit on the front lawn?

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by therealblankman.

^that was Sony, baby, and that "faux Trenchcoat", is a quality Australian Outback duster...for folks what ride horses.....

> I have always loved you eric!!!

omg look at my muscles
ohhhhh

It's the whistling that made me upvote. That and the whole laconic feel. In other words, a masterpiece.

13 votes...."I'd like to fu, er thank all my fans.....

It's bugging me that I can't recall what pshyco-killer from what movie whistles that tune

running on 5 hours sleep ---------->

Always lift with the knees.

The best part of this is imagining what neighbors and passerby are thinking.

Elle Driver (Daryl Hannah) in "Kill Bill Volume 1"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T-MBzZNmMA

Tay TV! Fedquip would be proud.

See, I'm not a particular fan of the message here... which is 'get rid of your tv because otherwise you're just one of the brainless masses'... bah to that. Especially when you continue your tactful style of calling a large number of people on the sift 'fucking morons'. That's a lot of anger.

There are a lot of brainless masses who watch TV, and there are also a lot of intelligent people who do so, it all comes down to what you chose to watch. It's not cause and effect.

Plus, showering the nature strip and/or footpath with small shards of glass is hardly neighbourhood friendly.

Glass houses, choggie, glass houses.

Pointless waste of time...I don't know that I've -ever- wanted points enough to downvote more than I do for this crap.

GIVE ME MY TWO MINUTES BACK, YOU THIEF!

How can I possibly be the first one to downvote? Join me!

You're making excellent progress, we can build on this.

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I support the sentiment- not that Sifters are morons- but the ditching your TV part. Aren't you preaching to the choir though? Sifters by their existence here are choosing a different video medium than TVs. FTR the Dag household has been TVless for going on 11 years.

^so... why is there TV on the VS, rather, why so fucking much??-and, thank you all once again, for putting up with such bullshit, for so long.


Sifters morons??!-Let me consult a mirror, with a view to gaining insight-

Since CRT televisions still have a capacitor, this had the potential to be a much more entertaining video, even if it did put choggie in the "fucking moron" category of those who electrocute themselves.

Where'd ya get the Drizabone?

so, morons being such an upsetting prospect to imagine, perhaps, dumb ass would replace an otherwise indigestible response to a glance t'wards the glass....

I love that a "Joe the Plumber" vid is a "related video" suggestion to this!

wat

also ur a good whistler

>> ^persephone:
Where'd ya get the Drizabone?


the lady knows her oilskins...

The only thing my TV is used for is pwn'ing newbs, and the occasional DVD marathon of Lord of the Rings.

What is this "Lost" everyone is so fond of? No idea.

This guy can't whistle worth a shit.

Wow....this should have gotten downvoted a couple of hundred times.

And uh....why hasn't anyone suggested that instead of getting a new TV he is just replacing his old one? Sitting in his living room right now, there is probably a 50" LED TV. He just took the opportunity to pretend he's going TV-less because somehow thats supposed to mean you're better. I dont have a TV either but I dont think that entitles me to call everyone else morons especially on a site devoted to the 'best of TV.'

-And one more thing...can you imagine seeing your neighbor walk out into his yard with a trenchcoat, straw-hat and weird mask. Great job scaring the crap out of your neighbors and making them think [edit: reaffirming their belief] that they live next to one of the creepiest people in the world.

How is this not a violation of the self-promotion clause of VS?

^Exactly my point!

I don't know who this retard is but it's kind of funny.

>> ^Trancecoach:
How is this not a violation of the self-promotion clause of VS?


You should take a look at Sift Talk once in a while, especially when there's a huge graphic telling you to do so for a month.

Why is everyone assuming that's his house.. or even his neighborhood?

*goes back to watching the local news*

> the Dag household has been TVless for going on 11 years.

TV isn't all shit you know...

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Yes, but the non-shit portion is available via bittorrent. It's a beautiful system.
>> ^deathcow:
> the Dag household has been TVless for going on 11 years.
TV isn't all shit you know...

^I love bit torrent and the pirate bay, they have been my only connection to unadulterated programming freedom for so long now....It's been 9 years that I have not been able to broadcast over the air with 50,000 watts of FM stereo sweetness, way too lonng.

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I watch Hulu too- and I'm not a complete pirate- or averse to paying for what I watch. I just want to choose exactly what I watch. Not have 100 channels of crap chosen for me by whatever a network exec thinks they can sell to an advertiser.

Just thinking about it- I guess that's the fundamental difference. With TV, the sponsor is the customer. On the internet- the consumer is.

I use a DVR and look through a week of programming on about 100 HD channels. I pick out what I like, it records it for me. There's a lot of killer crap coming off the shatellites these days. I have a yellow button that skips all the commercials in about 3 seconds.

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I could see that being a good system. But I'm too susceptible to crap. I was a TV addict. Crappy 70s sitcoms are my crack. Get me in front of a One Day at a Time marathon and I'm frozen for the next 8 hours. Internet video is like methodone- it gives me what I need, but lets me turn it off too.>> ^deathcow:
I use a DVR and look through a week of programming on about 100 HD channels. I pick out what I like, it records it for me. There's a lot of killer crap coming off the shatellites these days. I have a yellow button that skips all the commercials in about 3 seconds.

Wait... choggie is back? How did that happen?

>> ^dag:
I could see that being a good system. But I'm too susceptible to crap. I was a TV addict. Crappy 70s sitcoms are my crack. Get me in front of a One Day at a Time marathon and I'm frozen for the next 8 hours. Internet video is like methodone- it gives me what I need, but lets me turn it off too.>> ^deathcow:
I use a DVR and look through a week of programming on about 100 HD channels. I pick out what I like, it records it for me. There's a lot of killer crap coming off the shatellites these days. I have a yellow button that skips all the commercials in about 3 seconds.



My crack was movies on the late late late or Saturday afternoon......i would get the TV guide to see all the movies for that week, and schedule accordingly-
And UltraMan and Kung Fu Action....And Gumby and Davy and Goliath or anything claymation.....that shit used to trip me the fuck OUT! And Mutual of Omaaha's Wild Kingdom, Python and the Goodies...

You guys are so gullible. The real Choggie:
1. Lives in the wilderness, without neighbors for hundreds of miles.
2. ALWAYS carries belts of ammo across his chest.
3. Is covered with thick fur and has large, sharp teeth.

Thanks man-^^ my covers blown-
1.would like to
2.used to, bandaleros are sexy as fuck
3.hairless and soon to be toothless.

ha ha ha

HA HA HA HA HA HA

hee hee hee hee hee

Tough as nails.

Smart as clocks

Don't mean somebody can't get laid...

...tonight.

>> ^deathcow:
> the Dag household has been TVless for going on 11 years.
TV isn't all shit you know...



So for all ya folks who took some sort of offense at the idea that I believe folks here are morons??? Gert real. Only a few of you are indulging that outer moron screaming to go back in. As I have maintained here on the site for some time, after having to stomach the ceaseless editorializing about what should be common-sense moral and ethical questions, the fine-points of God VS No God according to fucking GARP, and the attention to political bullshit rhetoric paid when the proper AND reasonable human response to the condition of the same in the world is to SHUT IT THE FUCK OFF, AND THROW ALL THOSE SICK MOTHERFUCKERS OUT, TELEVISION, and the propaganda and newspeak that disguises itself as reality thereon, is a major reason this place has become a clearing house for the mentally ill, sexually frustrated, and the "who wants to see my douchebag" crowd. The latter I would venture to guess, were not raised on the programming coming out of the cathode ray shitstain exclusively( your retarded parents who raised you were), but on a combo-platter of Internet foolishness, Telly, videogames, porn, and a cadre of dysfunctional fuck-ups, lovingly referred to as, "Parents." Sorry, just calling it the way any reasonable soul should see it-ALL COMPLETE DIVERSIONS DESIGNED TO ROB HUMANS OF LIFE....and the freedom to fuck anything they want.

Society is in flux, ever changing, and becoming more non-linear with each passing second. The CHALLENGE we all face as humans being, with a view to self-conscious awareness, is to see through the muck created by living in a world where some men struggle to maintain dominance over others while others simply wish to be, is to rise above the fucking illusion and embrace the essence of the shit, prior to having to check out of the place. Always has been, always will be.

GeoPolitics is the illusion created by those first types of fucking assholes, the fucks who would tell me, of all people, what they should and shouldn't, can't and can do. Fuck You, I can decide that for myself, and if I had a clan, or a tribe, for about 50 others.... Fuck it, make it a hundred...we need people that like to dig holes and plant stuff. Religion? Religions are a good thing.They give us all something to aspire to, whatever the fuck that may be. Including Scientology and born-again Christains. Clever bunch of folks dreamed that shit up, more power to em. Greed and power got the best of most of em, and they turned douchebag real quick....that's the nature of mankind struggling to admit that they don't want to fuck themselves in their own ass. Most fail miserably and DON'T end up fucking that tender rusty sheriff's badge a few times.

Now to the douchebags who still don't have a clue, after all my work here to convince them otherwise....GET A FUCKING LIFE ALREADY! Stop trying to figure out why I say and do what I do here to stir up shit, and look in a fucking mirror, when the assumptions and accusations begin to fly-You are me and I am you...end a-fucking story.

Namaste, peace, the Virgin Mary wants to skull fuck you all while L. Ron watches, and good night....And THAT'S, the end of the news. we now return you to your regularly programmed schedule.

^Thanks for the unoriginal, incoherent, and exceptionally cliche rant. Im reemphasizing my quote to highlight the terror that you must instill in you neighbors. My only hope is that they do not read your VS comments and therefore do not fully understand your creepy weirdness. I am sorry that you hate life.

....oh wait, is that my house across the street....shit.


>> ^Confucius:
-And one more thing...can you imagine seeing your neighbor walk out into his yard with a trenchcoat, straw-hat and weird mask. Great job scaring the crap out of your neighbors and making them think [edit: reaffirming their belief] that they live next to one of the creepiest people in the world.

And there we have it. I'm -still- trying to figure out why people thought we needed another troll here.

>> ^choggie:
... Stop trying to figure out why I say and do what I do here to stir up shit, ...

Hey, I applaud bashing CRT televisions..

My dog liked your whistling.

One day they'll be writing books about Choggie. And we'll all get to say that we knew him back in the day.

^god, i hope yer right-a pamphlet would be swell

I was thinking more along the lines of: "Silence of the Lambs 4".

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Hey @choggie. When are you gonna' get around to fixing this embed?

Awarding dotdude with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

Do you ever see your neighbors recording you?

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Damn choggie, chill the fuck out!

Awarding chingalera with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

At the customers' request, fixed and *promoted

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