Thanks for covering two of my phobias.

The mind bleach! Please pass the mind bleach...

... just likes the feeling of something going off between his... Never mind - keeping this G rated

Dear GOD! this is NOT what the internet was invented for!

Oh god, my eyes...

That is no way for a balloon to die.

Looner

I'm having a panic attack. Help.

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Holy moly. Scary.

I'm wondering what kind of childhood trauma spawned this? Maybe his parents used to lock him in his room for "popping off"? That means "fart" in Commonwealth countries.

I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!

Rule 34...I hate that you exist.

This is what happens when we are too motherfucking compassionate as a species and let retarded babies survive. Animals in the wild know better. Retarded baby birds get kicked the fuck out of the nest. Mutated spiders get eaten or pushed out of the burrow. Slow, genetically deformed gazelles get left to die.

Animals know it's for the betterment of the species. We just think it's "cruel." How about we start acting on our instincts, huh?

>> ^ForgedReality:
Animals know it's for the betterment of the species. We just think it's "cruel." How about we start acting on our instincts, huh?


Just so we're clear: your instinct when you see a handicapped (physically or mentally) child is to kill them. Got it.

>> ^btanner:

>> ^ForgedReality:
Animals know it's for the betterment of the species. We just think it's "cruel." How about we start acting on our instincts, huh?

Just so we're clear: your instinct when you see a handicapped (physically or mentally) child is to kill them. Got it.


No. I'm talking about before they're children.

That is not attractive. At. All.

Momma drop me on my head. I was 5. See things very different after. Me like balloons. Very much. Very very much. Very very very much! Yay!

I've never wanted to be a balloon so bad in all my life. I mean, er, I mean NOT be a balloon!