I made a t-shirt out of my girlfriend's brand new bikini...she wasn't as happy about my creation as I'm sure her boyfriend was about hers.

So that's where my lucky red T-shirt went.

i think it'd work better if the shirt was anything but cotton. or wool. or cotton wool.

>> ^E_Nygma:
i think it'd work better if the shirt was anything but cotton. or wool. or cotton wool.


doesn't cotton, wool or cotton wool shrink in cold or warm water? (you can see where I'm going with this, so I'm going to stop...)

well she had to do something to get out of those coke and mentos drenched clothes.

^are you insinuating that she's a cocaine addict with bad breath?

>> ^E_Nygma:
i think it'd work better if the shirt was anything but cotton. or wool. or cotton wool.


Like cotton candy?

or that sheet-fruit material they use in fruit roll-ups

The break description of "less than 2 minutes" is retarded - that's the length of the video, not the amount of time this takes... but upvote despite the, as usual, poverty of words courtesy of break posters

>> ^rottenseed:
^are you insinuating that she's a cocaine addict with bad breath?


I'm just saying she looks like the kind of girl who would put a sandwich right on the table.

what kind of Sandwich?

porkchop sandwiches!

There is a shortage of caboose in this video. I hear its a video series and in the next one she makes coffee filters from her old mans drawers.

Porkchops in the caboose?? Oh my, I thought this video was about swimsuits.

I was sure she was making an adult diaper at first

I once cut the netty underwear out of my swim trunks and wore them as normal shorts.

Boyfriend walks in:

"Bitch?@!?! What have you done to my T-Shirt!?!@?!?!!"

Clark Kent is going to be pissed!!!

I have to be honest...I watched it just to see the final product demonstration.

Now.. if she is also culinarily inclined, she'd certainly be the perfect woman.

I bet it looks good when it's wet. They should show that.

>> ^lucky760:
I once cut the netty underwear out of my swim trunks and wore them as normal shorts.


The net? That must've looked fabulous.

>> ^E_Nygma:
i think it'd work better if the shirt was anything but cotton. or wool. or cotton wool.

Like pantyhose or fishnet stockings? Or maybe plastic wrap?

i was just thinking that the aforementioned materials tend to retain water for a while, therefore make inefficient materials for bathing suits if the goal is to dry off once out of the water.

so yes, cotton candy, hose, fishnets, or plastic wrap would be optimal.

>> ^mas8705:
doesn't cotton, wool or cotton wool shrink in cold or warm water? (you can see where I'm going with this, so I'm going to stop...)

>> ^Payback:
Like cotton candy?

>> ^lucky760:
Like pantyhose or fishnet stockings? Or maybe plastic wrap?

>> ^honkeytonk73:
Now.. if she is also culinarily inclined, she'd certainly be the perfect woman.


Now does she LOOK like she cooks?

>> ^E_Nygma:
i think it'd work better if the shirt was anything but cotton. or wool. or cotton wool.


i think it would work better if she snowballed my love sauce with that young vixen from the 'im a scientologist' sift. is there some rule against writing offensive / crude comments? cuz if there isn't, i can be alot more descriptive than that...

why couldnt she have used a white shirt? GO jump in sweetie, i'll watch.

well, she's lucky she has A cups because any bigger and that probably wouldnt have worked.

good gawd, put a scrawny woman in a bikini and you guys are suddenly all agog. The only reason this vid was upvoted was because it promises (and delivers) a woman in a bikini. C'mon guys, its a video about SEWING. Yeesh.

That wasn't two minutes.

and you know what? for a DIY vid, it rather sucks. I sew, in fact I sometimes use old t-shirts to make diaper covers and I thought this might be a cool idea but I have no clue how she did what she did for the top. It went too fast, didn't show the important parts and was badly lit. Downvote. Find a better example of a skinny chick prancing in a bathing suit.

True Smibbo. Why did I upvote this? I wonder how much practical use she got from this bikini? I'm sure she didn't do much diving.

Lets be honest, we upvoted this for the last 10 secs

I read the title quickly and thought it said:

"Girlfriend turns old boyfriend into T-Shirt"

*phew*

I'm relieved for the boyfriend that she just ruined his shirt.

How do we know she's wearing the bikini she made?
I demand another video of her putting it on!

At first I thought the music was from one of the Cowbow Bebop soundtracks, but then it hit me: Dead Like Me.

I downvoted this, cuz it's fake. *Lies, I tells ya, ALL LIES!

Just look at the "bikini" shoulderstraps first at 1:47 and then at 1:51. I can't understand how at least a 100 people before me didn't notice this.

Invocations (lies) cannot be called by EDD because EDD is not privileged - sorry.

*lies, fo real this time

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