Now I don't feel so ashamed of my big ears!

^ I can't see your ears through that massive outgrowth of wolfman hair. Therefore you should go scamming when the moon is full. Chicks dig facial hair. At least that's what I want to believe.

What ... the ... f*** ??

Those have *gotta* be fake ears..right?

>> ^winkler1:
Those have gotta be fake ears..right?

Real or fake? Who knows; who cares?. Either way it doesn't take away from his raw sexual energy.

Man... this is the reason I love videosift. That was so awesome my head just exploded.

C'mon ant...I'm still waiting for your downvote.

That seems to be in the style of Jerry Lee Lewis.

This guy's ears are normal size. The rest of his head is just small. It's a perspective thing, an optical illusion. It's like a 3 foot tall guy with size 10 shoes. It doesn't look right, but the feet are normal size.

Really...... shiny ears, different skin tone = fake. Crafty lyrics though. I could tell he worked on them a long time.

Is he a Ferengi?

>> ^ant:
Is he a Ferengi?

LOL!

Ant, you surprise me. I thought I'd be getting a downvote from you, but instead I receive the Good Antkeeping Seal of Approval and a joke too. This vid's going to storm the Top 15 for sure now.

the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.

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Don't you guys know, the size of a guy's ears is directly correlated to the size of his trouser snake.

Trouser snakes are often born with one eye. The one I own can usually be spotted deep in Latin bush regions.

IMPLANTS

how can the rest of us normal guys compete, with ear implants like those??

it this guy wanted to fuck me, i'd close my door too.

>> ^ant:
Is he a Ferengi?

I was thinking the exact same thing.

why is this NSFW?

>> ^rottenseed:
the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.

There you go, obsessing about my sex life again. What have I ever written here that makes people wonder if I'm some sort of pervert? Man, this is starting to piss me off. Looks like my midget slaves are gonna have to take the brunt of my wrath tonight.

>> ^rottenseed:
Trouser snakes are often born with one eye. The one I own can usually be spotted deep in Latin bush regions.

A ha! So you ARE a dude!

Or you have ambiguous genitalia.

How is this not number one yet?? What a world.

What I love about this is that he seems so very, very earnest in his desire to fuck... well, all of us apparently. Or maybe just the camera operator.

My guess is real ears - they're red because of the stage lighting or because he didn't get makeup put on them (but had it on the rest of his face).

As soon as I finish moving all the furniture against the door, I am going to bind my legs together with an Ace bandage.

Use duct tape backwards first so it doesn't stick to the hairs.


I do find it odd, however, that the "are you smarter than GW Bush?" ad, with the little dancing Bush is playing along as I watch this. Little Bush and his big ears, dancing... dancing...

Oh my God! Its Dennis Kucinich!

That guy is my new hero.

I sort of hate to spoil it, but this is Wim de Bie - a Dutch comedian - who is spoofing Pieter van Vollenhoven, a big eared (but not that big eared) piano playing member of the Dutch royal family.
The Dutch subtitles add to the skit if you could read them, because it is a way more tame (more royal-like) version of the lyrics.

^Actually that info makes it even funnier to me. I'd be in your debt if you or someone else could translate the subtitles for us.

wrt to the Dutch subtitles. The general translation is from 'I wanna f*ck you' to 'I really like you', and it's more the general thing of the subtitles being tame than that they are so brilliant individually, but here goes:

"O, you're so beautiful
the way you lie there in the hay
O, you're georgous
in one word overpowering
I like you
and I'm itching
I wanted to ask
whether you would accompany me to my car
waiting outside
and go for a drive [sort of matching the English lyrics here]
Yes, the love of a man
is channeled through his stomach [Dutch expression]
and the way you cook
keeps me wanting to eat [no pun intended]"

^That makes this raunchy little song even better! Thanks!

Ah, an old classic:)
Was about to translate but Sander was ahead of me.
Definitely better than I'm f***ing Matt D.

did you see his ears?

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>> ^MarineGunrock:
Now I don't feel so ashamed of my big ears!


What do you think he's going to fuck you with?

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