Can we PLEASE have a douchebag channel?

>> ^ponceleon:
Can we PLEASE have a douchebag channel?


hear hear.

Who doesn't like seeing some punks get their asses kicked? *fear

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I like to provoke these kinds of guys (the shirtless guys). They exist everywhere, and will only try to bully someone if they outnumber and/or outsize their victim.

I'm a big boy, and I've been in many, many street fights. You should see the looks on their faces when they realize someone is not afraid of them, and may be actively plotting their own demise. Things tend to go a little differently after that.

I call homie in the black jersey to be on MY team.

GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHEEEERE!!!

Its like Omar said: "How you spect to run with the wolves at night if you spend all day sparring with puppies?"

EDIT: By the way, love the Eia tag. Aint that the truth...

Shirts and skins!

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OH YEAH KICK THEIR ASS!

That was sweet revenge.

That was wholly satisfying.

One of the shirtless guys has a small child with them that can be easily seen in the beginning of the clip and stays near the door. Evolution in-action indeed.

>> ^Throbbin:
I like to provoke these kinds of guys (the shirtless guys). They exist everywhere, and will only try to bully someone if they outnumber and/or outsize their victim.
I'm a big boy, and I've been in many, many street fights. You should see the looks on their faces when they realize someone is not afraid of them, and may be actively plotting their own demise. Things tend to go a little differently after that.


Throbbin, I want to go drinking with you.

and yes breaks... *eia

THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!

I find little to recommend in this really.

I hadn't noticed the kid in the beginning, but man, there's a kid who's going to have a fucked up life... poor little dude.

Without hearing anything that's going on, once again, we're seeing something without knowing the whole story. Not to say it certainly doesn't appear like those guys are complete dicks, but I have to say seeing one bunch of thugs beat up one guy and then get hit a few times does not a happy video make.

Having all of them subdued and restrained using some slick martial arts until the authorities arrived, so they could be charged.... that would have been nice.

A simple, quick takedown of one or all of them... also nice.

But this? This is just messed up shit.

#25 rocks!

Shit, we were all hoping for your recommendation and approval, spoc.

>> ^spoco2:
I find little to recommend in this really.
I hadn't noticed the kid in the beginning, but man, there's a kid who's going to have a fucked up life... poor little dude.
Without hearing anything that's going on, once again, we're seeing something without knowing the whole story. Not to say it certainly doesn't appear like those guys are complete dicks, but I have to say seeing one bunch of thugs beat up one guy and then get hit a few times does not a happy video make.
Having all of them subdued and restrained using some slick martial arts until the authorities arrived, so they could be charged.... that would have been nice.
A simple, quick takedown of one or all of them... also nice.
But this? This is just messed up shit.


Bottom right corner from 0-00:05 seconds.. even the kid is tan and shirtless, 00:15-00:31 seconds, guy in black shorts does a little taunting dance in the backround, 00:32 guy in red shirt confronts guy in black shorts for being a dumbass.

Fight breaks out at 00:32/00:33 and guy with kid is gone at least, but the guy with the black shorts jumps in. That, imo, is the end of an honourable fight. Now, fights aren't usually honourable to begin with, but making sure you have buddies before you go in..that's a dirty tactic. The reason the video is satisfying is because these two assholes get what they deserve. Not only did they provoke the fight to begin with, they fought dirty, too.

The guy in the black jersey kicks some ass!

Jersey guy was like Butterbean in action.

Where's jersey guy come from? Off the bench?

NUMBER FUCKING 25!!!! YEAAHHHHHH

He comes running in like a TOTAL hero. GO 25!!!

>> ^phelixian:
Where's jersey guy come from? Off the bench?


He was over at the cooler selecting the Ice Cold Six-Pack of Whoop-Ass he opened in Shirtless's face.

I thought to be an OFFICIAL douche you needed at least one popped collar.

How come no one helped the white shirt guy back up? That was kind of mean. He even got up at the end to go chase the guys. 25 really did come in quick, though. He was probably the white shirt guy's bud.

I too am intrigued by number 25. He came in from the next county to deliver that beatdown. How did he know what had happened?

He was waiting out in the car, when his douchebag-sense started tingling.

Either that, or he could see into the store, through the glass windows. The hit at :48-49 seconds had to hurt.

>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
I thought to be an OFFICIAL douche you needed at least one popped collar.


He could be an unofficial douche. Or an aspiring douche.

This has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Talk about instant karma! #25 FTW! He's my new hero! Too bad we can't see what happened after they went outside.

Oh bamdrew, kronosposeidon, why did you guys vote against this? Those asshats got exactly what they deserved. Vigilantly justice!

oooo it's *dead

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>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
I thought to be an OFFICIAL douche you needed at least one popped collar.


I'm certain that if they had, in fact, had their shirts ON, both collars would certainly have been popped.


Thinking back at the vid, the douchebags didn't knock anyone out. The guy in white tripped and slammed the back of his head on the floor.

edit .. doh .. already dead.
Too bad, wanted to see this one.

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Check out the piece of shit shoplifting stuff as he walks out at the end. They and all the scumbags like them should all be shot in the face. They're a cancer of society.

He came in from the next county to deliver that beatdown. How did he know what had happened?

Just going to chime in on this - #25 is awesome. I think he's going to be a new internet meme, with him showing up and just beating down dudes (in random other situations).

>> ^Throbbin:
They exist everywhere, and will only try to bully someone if they outnumber and/or outsize their victim.


That reminds me of a friend, in a bar, who pretty rudely told me to get him a drink. After me telling him to piss off and buy his own drink about 3 times, I then realised he was holding back a mammoth who was about to eat me alive. I quickly scarpered to the bar, and my good ol' Geordie friend took care of the interloper!

Hooray for people who are as tame as a bear, but when provoked put the smack down on the douche bags who go out looking for trouble!

It looks like at 0:57 the lady behind the counter said "All right boys, if you want to roughhouse go outside!"

Then they all just kinda wander out.

Lame.

But watching #25 come running around the corner and start throwing punches is definitely worth a meme!

0:43 - 0:46
#25: "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!"

They must be republicans, if they dont outnumber the "opponent" or armed with a weapon they dont feel "safe"

I was going to say they must be liberals because they ignore polite requests to chill out, provoke a fight with their general douchebaggery, and then act like it was all everyone else's fault when things don't go well.

Wow 7-11 musta had a special on sub sandwiches or something.
That's a lot of big dudes in one store!