Driver Wins Biggest Jerk Alive Award

Premeditated and remorseless. I was crossing my fingers for some truck to squish him at the end.
Nithernsays...

Unfortunately, to this Masshole driver(and Massachusetts native), he only get's a 7 out of a possible 10. A real masshole driver, would have stopped, put it in reverse, and backed up very fast, hit them a second time. Then throw it in forward, and nail 'em one more time. That's right, the kids in New England know, not to do that.

Stingraysays...

While I certainly do not condone the drivers actions, a pedestrian waiting a bus stop should have enough common sense not to stand in front of a giant puddle in the roadway.

When I was a kid I had plenty of massholes trying to soak me with puddles. I just observed where I was in relation to the roadway and puddle spray-ability.

dannym3141says...

>> ^Stingray:
While I certainly do not condone the drivers actions, a pedestrian waiting a bus stop should have enough common sense not to stand in front of a giant puddle in the roadway.


Idiot. Going through puddles at pedestrians is indicative of a type of sadism - and i don't mean the fun kind. If anyone i was in a car with did that to someone, i'd order them to stop and i'd get out and go and apologise and probably give them the name and address of the person in case they wanted to report them. Probably wouldn't speak to that person again either. It's so pathetic - "i'm alright and you're not har har har isn't this funny!" Makes me feel sick that i have to share a planet with tools like this.

I know it seems like an over reaction but i can't help it, it resonates somewhere with me. Like someone spitting at another person, it just makes me see red.

I remember on my route home from university a while back, i have to walk down a large hill that has poor drainage. On any rainy days it is impossible for me to get home without delicately picking my way down the edge of it which is also a fairly busy car route. I could do that or go through a park and get more wet there.

Anyway some car went screaming through it just as i was going past and of course i got soaked. Luckily i knew it was going to happen and had a stone in my hand which i immediately hurled at them, cracking one of their windows. Cackling with sodden glee, i disappeared into the park.

Paybacksays...

I do a version of this when the snow is melting and the gutters are full.

I drive along in the gutter, making a huge wall of water, then weave back out at the last second, pass them in the dry, then go back into the gutter.

oxdottirsays...

>> ^arvana:
It was actually a woman driving.  The guy's voice was the cameraman in the passenger seat.


I watched the video again with Arvana's quote in mind, and while I wouldn't be willing to bet money on it, the film is clearly being taken by the passenger, and the loud voice (next to the camera) is male. I haven't ruled out the idea of someone hanging over the seats from the back of the car, but it seems less likely.

I have to upvote this because I post so many objectionable things, but my immediate instinct was not to upvote it just because it seems like glamorizing such jerk-wad act. I just wonder how I can reconcile having that impulse and yet posting all those horrific European PSAs and such.

PHJFsays...

Growing up at the end of a cul-de-sac exempted me from such horrific dangers as being splashed... by water...

I can only imagine the pain, suffering and towels these kids' families must be going through. My condolences.

Shepppardsays...

So..if I've got that right, the guy, who you have no idea why he was going fast, could have been sick, wife could've been having a baby, hell, maybe he just really had to poop, deserved to get a window broken over this?

Lighten up..it's water.

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^Stingray:

I remember on my route home from university a while back, i have to walk down a large hill that has poor drainage. On any rainy days it is impossible for me to get home without delicately picking my way down the edge of it which is also a fairly busy car route. I could do that or go through a park and get more wet there.
Anyway some car went screaming through it just as i was going past and of course i got soaked. Luckily i knew it was going to happen and had a stone in my hand which i immediately hurled at them, cracking one of their windows. Cackling with sodden glee, i disappeared into the park.

NobleOnesays...

I know if I were in that situation of the driver it would be hard not to punch the peddle and see how high i could get the water. Though where is the groups natural instinct to judge their surroundings.... To me i would be suspicious of a car coming down a hill at a high speed heading straight for a lake in the street... COMMONSENSE that is all i am saying.

Paybacksays...

>> ^furrycloud:
>> ^alizarin:
Give it time. He'll end up hydroplaning into the wall eventually if he doesn't crack his engine block from water spray first.

Hydroplaning does not work like that! Goodnight!!


Yeah, it does. Hydroplaning is where your tire "floats" along the surface of the water on the road. Your tires no longer have any grip on the road. It gets you into a skid, which on wet pavement is unlikely to end well. Many people have hit walls and other objects due to hyrdroplaning.

I think you are mixing up hydroplaning and plowing. Plowing through a puddle merely slows you down, hydroplaning skips across the top of the puddle.

Mashikisays...

>> ^furrycloud:
>> ^alizarin:
Give it time. He'll end up hydroplaning into the wall eventually if he doesn't crack his engine block from water spray first.

Hydroplaning does not work like that! Goodnight!!


Guess you've never seen someone wrap themselves around a tree after trying something stupid like that. Yeah well, assholes and *douchebags get their own special kind of justice in time. Besides, you can crack an engine block with enough water when it's hot. We used to do it in highschool for fun.

radxsays...

Nevermind the puddle, but some of those kids were literally standing on the edge of the sidewalk and it is the driver's bloody responsibility to not put them at any additional risk. Driving past them this carelessly is something you shouldn't do or at least not while taping it, because the coppers will have your arse for it - and rightfully so.

furrycloudsays...

>> ^Payback:
>> ^furrycloud:
>> ^alizarin:
Give it time. He'll end up hydroplaning into the wall eventually if he doesn't crack his engine block from water spray first.

Hydroplaning does not work like that! Goodnight!!

Yeah, it does. Hydroplaning is where your tire "floats" along the surface of the water on the road. Your tires no longer have any grip on the road. It gets you into a skid, which on wet pavement is unlikely to end well. Many people have hit walls and other objects due to hyrdroplaning.
I think you are mixing up hydroplaning and plowing. Plowing through a puddle merely slows you down, hydroplaning skips across the top of the puddle.


Oh trust me, I know about hydroplaning. Refer to this video for more information: http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Wind-mills-do-not-work-that-way-Goodnight

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