I'm not sure I want to know the answer, but I feel compelled to ask - just what were you searching for when you found this, maatc????

>> ^jonny:
I'm not sure I want to know the answer, but I feel compelled to ask - just what were you searching for when you found this, maatc????


Hehe, good question but there is a SFW answer to it: It is actually all over the frontpage of my favourite site popurls.com at the moment (under del.icio.us)

Made all the better by the "Wiederholen" text that pops up after the video's done.

Loool. Oh lord, very nsfw. Had to choke down a laughing fit here and it came out as a series of grunts and weird sounds. Tried to rescue the situation by saying ´sorry´ out loud, but everyone else just stayed quiet, wondering about my mental health.

i just cried a little bit. the payphone bit is genius.

Whoa. Out of the queue in 1 hour and 37 minutes. That was quick n dirty!

more great work safe porn here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2930036

^ Just what I was about to point out. Did the goons get any credit from Diesel for the completely ripped off idea?
ETA- SomethingAwful did give credit to where they stole the idea. LOL

>> ^treat:
more great work safe porn here

http://www.sfw-porn.com/

LOL!!!!

That's hilarious

DAMN!

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>> ^anyprophet:
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Diesel-SFW-XXX-577249.html


Thanks. Aaaaaaaaaand we´re back!

I can't upvote this in clear conscience, but then I can't down vote either, so your relatively safe.

Titillation such as this, just don't do it for me these days even in jest, I have an adverse reaction to such videos, I am obviously catching the gay.

I am appalled and disgustedthat I didn't find this first

Hilarious, great sift. Breaks the monotony of political videos.

Rear gunner is my favorite pinball machine!

I like corn.

I thought it was nice for that guy to help his girlfriend put on lipstick.

>> ^PerfectlySane:
^ Just what I was about to point out. Did the goons get any credit from Diesel for the completely ripped off idea?
ETA- SomethingAwful did give credit to where they stole the idea. LOL


Actually, they did indeed - credit and forum upgrades courtesy D.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2967425

I love playing the harmonica. Actually, I think I love that euphemism even more!

So does that mean John Popper is a porn super star? bleeeaaaahh!!!!!

And I thought the I liked pinball. I'm fairly certain that that guy is going to get a TILT shortly.

Another turd for the pornization of a society on its way down the toilet.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Another turd for the pornization of a society on its way down the toilet.


pornization lol

I just noticed DJ Bean Flicker! lmao

oh my god..

"Likely to start an avalanche of up/downvotes and controversy."

Really? Who doesn't like porn...

>> ^MycroftHomlz:
"Likely to start an avalanche of up/downvotes and controversy."
Really? Who doesn't like porn...

sarah palin.

(just making sure that 100% of active sifts contain at least one reference to Palin. Nothing to see here folks, carry on.)

>> ^MycroftHomlz:
"Likely to start an avalanche of up/downvotes and controversy."
Really? Who doesn't like porn...


200 votes for

aaaaaaaand

who voted against this video
quantumushroom


Guess ant hasn't been here yet

the sound effects make this video happen. W/o it this is just so much silly animation :-D.. Upvote for the corn nomnonnoming!

SO we now see the true values of the liberal media site that is videosift!

>> ^uzema:
SO we now see the true values of the liberal media site that is videosift!


You make me laugh. Some of the dirtiest jokes I've ever heard came from the mouth of my grandfather who was a staunch conservative, voted for Nixon, Reagan and Bush; was a nuclear missle silo inspector during the Cold War, practically disowned my dad for growing his hair out in 70's; if he saw the goatee I have growing he'd probably kick my ass.

You wanna talk values, idiot? I don't get it, I really don't get how anyone can acquaint humor to being either liberal or conservative unless it specifically attacks or represents the politics on one side of the fence or the other. I mean, wtf, you'd think Republicans were born without vaginas or something.

Let me tell you, the Archie Bunkers of the world have us all beat.

>> ^Shepppard:
>> ^MycroftHomlz:
"Likely to start an avalanche of up/downvotes and controversy."
Really? Who doesn't like porn...

200 votes for
aaaaaaaand
who voted against this video
quantumushroom

Guess ant hasn't been here yet


Happy now?

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and a free quality to anyone who can tell me who is eating the skittles.

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No one's really commented on the unbelievable creativity in this ad! Super Jail (tv) is similar to this video in that the genius of it's creative process is too obvious to ignore. Yet it is notoriously violent, too violent for my tastes. It seems this might be the case for those who object to either this Diesel ad's nsfw original content, or for the implications of such content being titled sfw, or simply its addition to the sift at all. However I know I'd like to participate in an open forum of as many thoughtful ideas as members can contribute, and then allow for community opinion to decide the merit of those ideas based on their possible goals and intentions, absent the broken yardstick of moral condescension; *art.

The OM NOM NOM NOM CORN bit made me pee a little in my panties.

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