Cave Spider Hiding Itself - Surprisingly Cute

Yogisays...

This is what I would imagine a face hugger would do if it was on your face but you refused to open your mouth. Come on people didn't anyone else find that weird? Our jaws are REALLY strong...just close your EFFING Mouths!

Paybacksays...

>> ^Yogi:

This is what I would imagine a face hugger would do if it was on your face but you refused to open your mouth. Come on people didn't anyone else find that weird? Our jaws are REALLY strong...just close your EFFING Mouths!


Since you didn't click sarcasm, I'd like to point out it would then choke and smother you, causing you to pass out.

AeroMechanicalsays...

They're just trying to be humane by going for your mouth first. They have other options.
>> ^Yogi:

This is what I would imagine a face hugger would do if it was on your face but you refused to open your mouth. Come on people didn't anyone else find that weird? Our jaws are REALLY strong...just close your EFFING Mouths!

Paybacksays...

Cave Desert Spider Internal Monologue:

-DAMN, my balls is hot and sweaty...
-SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH
-Ahhhhhh...

-Oops, sand's gettin' warm...
-SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH
-Ahhhhhh...
-SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH
-Ahhhhhh...

Looks up.

-OH SHIT! It's that fucking human again with his iPhone. Oh when my friends see this on you tube????
-SCRATCH
-SCRATCH
-SCRATCH
-Dammit.

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