CNN & HLN should drop the "news" part of their title.

In light of this obvious development, how many times a day do you think the media fucks your mind with bullshit? How many hours? What is the news that you can realistically benefit from? Most importantly, why waste another second of your life with a television?

All broadcast media is poisonous diversion, including the comedic taint, Mr. Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz.

Too funny.

I install satellite television systems for a living (quitting soon). I don't own a TV. Frequently, my customers will ask me which programming provider I use. I inform them I don't own a TV, haven't for 7 years. INVARIABLY, their response involves something along the lines of "I mostly just watch the news." AS IF THAT IS SOME KIND OF VIRTUE. It's like watching some kind of reality TV show on steroids, where they are constantly streaming made up BS professionally restructured to appear indistinguishable from real facts. But the worst part is: no matter what they are reporting on, or how they spin it, it forces the entire nation to think the same thing at the same time. And no one sees the problem with this...

Kill your TV!

but I am real!

Jon is there to make us laugh, it's pretty obvious what his intentions are, critique and comedy.

Oh CNN, your like the onion except take their jokes seriously.

Bussy, nooooooo! I see him every day. He's real. He's a cat. And a bus. And my penis.

and yet still infinitely better than faux news.....

You're forgetting that all generalizations are bad.

Journalism is a weapon, from Woodward & Bernstein to Goebbels - just depends who its pointed at..
And if you don't work at promoting genuine merit you end up with halfwits who don't know why they shouldn't take the piss.
It's a race to the bottom which Fox won some time ago and everyone else is catching up..

*dead?

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