Cheese Fest 2011 is hereby announced!
It's time to cheese it up! Give us your cheesiest sifts, and I'll spend some of my hard-earned power points on you. Dig up your guilty pleasures, your teenage shame, all the worst stuff from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! You can look to a previous cheesefest for inspiration, or you can let Neil Sedaka melt your brain to the proper consistency:
Put 'cheesefest 2011' in the tags of a cheese video and link to it in the comments below to enter the contest. Only videos posted after this talk post will be accepted. The submitters of the cheese that has accumulated the most votes by Sunday afternoonish (i.e. whenever I get out of bed and have had lots of coffee) Central European Time will receive awards as follows:
Winner:
-2x *quality on the videos of their choice AND
-1x *doublepromote on the video of their choice
1st runner up:
-1x *quality on the video of their choice AND
-1x *promote on the video of their choice
2nd runner up:
-1x *quality OR *promote on the video of their choice
Update:
Thank you all for the cheese! It has been horrible! Here are the lucky sifters:
Winner:
@AdrianBlack for this saccharine sift: http://videosift.com/video/Blew-Dandelion
1st runner up:
@DerHasisttot for the worst metal has to offer: http://videosift.com/video/Angel-Witch-Angel-Witch
2nd runner up:
Tie between @rasch187 with http://videosift.com/video/Modern-Talking-Geronimos-Cadillac and
@mintbbb with http://videosift.com/video/Chicago-Youre-The-Inspiration, but since @mintbbb has been so gracious as to forego her prize, I will grant it to @rasch187.
Congratulations to all!
Put 'cheesefest 2011' in the tags of a cheese video and link to it in the comments below to enter the contest. Only videos posted after this talk post will be accepted. The submitters of the cheese that has accumulated the most votes by Sunday afternoonish (i.e. whenever I get out of bed and have had lots of coffee) Central European Time will receive awards as follows:
Winner:
-2x *quality on the videos of their choice AND
-1x *doublepromote on the video of their choice
1st runner up:
-1x *quality on the video of their choice AND
-1x *promote on the video of their choice
2nd runner up:
-1x *quality OR *promote on the video of their choice
Update:
Thank you all for the cheese! It has been horrible! Here are the lucky sifters:
Winner:
@AdrianBlack for this saccharine sift: http://videosift.com/video/Blew-Dandelion
1st runner up:
@DerHasisttot for the worst metal has to offer: http://videosift.com/video/Angel-Witch-Angel-Witch
2nd runner up:
Tie between @rasch187 with http://videosift.com/video/Modern-Talking-Geronimos-Cadillac and
@mintbbb with http://videosift.com/video/Chicago-Youre-The-Inspiration, but since @mintbbb has been so gracious as to forego her prize, I will grant it to @rasch187.
Congratulations to all!
31 Comments
Ornthoron*sticky
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AdrianBlackhttp://videosift.com/video/Blew-Dandelion
This sift tastes like diabetes.
DerHasisttotEdit: Found some cheese! http://videosift.com/video/Angel-Witch-Angel-Witch
kulpimshere's some cheese for you, sir. hope you enjoy it
http://videosift.com/video/Magnifico-Zum-Zum-ft-Ferus-Mustafov
http://videosift.com/video/Bucks-Fizz-Making-Your-Mind-Up
http://videosift.com/video/Mocedades-Eres-tu
IssykittyMmmm Cheese!
OrnthoronOh my. What have I started? This gets worse and worse with each submission! Keep it coming!
rasch187I'll do what I always do when I'm in need of something wonderfully terrible...seek out effeminate Germans from the 80s!
http://videosift.com/video/Modern-Talking-Geronimos-Cadillac
mintbbbhere's one:
http://videosift.com/video/Chicago-Youre-The-Inspiration
And in case it actually gets votes and stuff, I will gladly let others get the prizes. I have plenty of unused power points atm, and it would be wrong to get free promotes. I just want to make the world happy and cheesy, and please DO upvote this cheese!
alien_conceptWow, I was fun once, who knew! I'll be back.
hpqpNot mine, but definitely cheeseworthy: http://videosift.com/video/Cheese-and-Talent-Factor-Off-the-charts
mintbbbUgh.. another horrify.. I mean, cheesy entry: http://videosift.com/video/Michael-Bolton-Missing-You-Now
OrnthoronNow that, @mintbbb, is almost too much... Fortunately for me, it's blocked in Germany.
mintbbbI am going to submit this as cheese: http://videosift.com/video/This-is-the-sexiest-cheese-ever
EDIT: Sorry, was dupe, still remarkably cheesy
LilithiaThe sexiest sex scene ever: http://videosift.com/video/Like-a-Virgin-Glee
Barseps>> ^rasch187:
I'll do what I always do when I'm in need of something wonderfully terrible...seek out effeminate Germans from the 80s!
http://videosift.com/video/Modern-Talking-Geronimos-Cadillac
You & I seem to be of the same mind me man, I shall however be looking for my cheese in the U.K. Having said that though, I WILL conceed that Germany is indeed an excellent choice
BarsepsEnjoy
http://videosift.com/video/Save-Your-Love-Renee-Renato
lurgeehttp://videosift.com/video/Hard-Ass-Blistering-Awesome-Heavy-Metal-Rock-Roll-m
ch cheese
LilithiaSinging cheesy songs is the new foreplay: http://videosift.com/video/Singing-Cheesy-Songs-is-the-New-Foreplay
BoneRemakehah
mintbbbVery late entry, but I don't have much to submit anyway!
http://videosift.com/video/Wham-Wake-Me-Up-Before-You-Go-Go
I have always hated this song, so here it is, to annoy you too!
hpqpSex and food, sex and FOOD!!!!
)
http://videosift.com/video/Show-Me-Where-Ya-Noms-At
(you'll understand why this is here in cheesefest once you've watched through it
Ornthoron@hpqp Damn funny, but regrettably posted too early to qualify.
hpqpS'okay, so long as people see it
>> ^Ornthoron:
@hpqp Damn funny, but regrettably posted too early to qualify.
mintbbbYay, concheesulations to the winners!
It was fun!
AdrianBlackI won??
*holds up huge gold slice of swiss in the air*
Thank you, thank you! I couldn't of done it without all of you.
*rainbow inclusion motion*
kulpimscongrats!
critical_dcongrats!!
>> ^AdrianBlack:
I won??
holds up huge gold slice of swiss in the air
Thank you, thank you! I couldn't of done it without all of you.
rainbow inclusion motion
OrnthoronThis was fun, people! Until next year!
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rougyI do love that song "Laughter in the Rain." I mean, not love like I'd like to give it a rimjob or anything...or oral sex...not like he's Annie Lennox...but it was a happy song in a time/space continuum when I was around ten years old and more monkey than man, climbing trees and chewing on dandelion stems, scouring unlikely places for thrown-away Playboy's and Penthouses and dreaming of a secret hiding place where I could have sex with women twice my age....
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