It's time to cheese it up! Give us your cheesiest sifts, and I'll spend some of my hard-earned power points on you. Dig up your guilty pleasures, your teenage shame, all the worst stuff from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! You can look to a previous cheesefest for inspiration, or you can let Neil Sedaka melt your brain to the proper consistency:



Put 'cheesefest 2011' in the tags of a cheese video and link to it in the comments below to enter the contest. Only videos posted after this talk post will be accepted. The submitters of the cheese that has accumulated the most votes by Sunday afternoonish (i.e. whenever I get out of bed and have had lots of coffee) Central European Time will receive awards as follows:

Winner:
-2x *quality on the videos of their choice AND
-1x *doublepromote on the video of their choice

1st runner up:
-1x *quality on the video of their choice AND
-1x *promote on the video of their choice

2nd runner up:
-1x *quality OR *promote on the video of their choice

Update:
Thank you all for the cheese! It has been horrible! Here are the lucky sifters:

Winner:
@AdrianBlack for this saccharine sift: http://videosift.com/video/Blew-Dandelion

1st runner up:
@DerHasisttot for the worst metal has to offer: http://videosift.com/video/Angel-Witch-Angel-Witch

2nd runner up:
Tie between @rasch187 with http://videosift.com/video/Modern-Talking-Geronimos-Cadillac and
@mintbbb with http://videosift.com/video/Chicago-Youre-The-Inspiration, but since @mintbbb has been so gracious as to forego her prize, I will grant it to @rasch187.

Congratulations to all!