Solution to beat the Egypt's strongest man...run away from his fatness!

Seems we have found the egypt version of Uri Geller

I can rip apart chocolate coins just as easily.

yeah okay

I think I figured it out. It's Mike Tyson and Courtney Love's love child.

Just why isn't this in lies? =P

He's still no match for Indiana Jones' pistol..

I thought I was strong. I only have 126 horsepower.

if a side effect of having 260 horsepower is bitch-tits, ill pass.

Sometimes I can't tell the difference between a Latina or an Egyptina..

They all got that strong dark eyebrows thing goin on, and have this dark-yet-fair-skinned complexion

Also, I find this hard to believe. This might just be an Egyptian's answer to Maury or Ricky Lake, with fake 'real people'.

Yeah, seriously.
#1: It doesn't take 300 (or whatever he said) men to pull a carriage that one horse can pull.
#2: If you're going to claim that you have the ability to lift trucks, you had better show some fucking evidence and not just say "I can't because I might hurt someone." That's like saying "Oh, I know kung-fu, but I just can't do it in these pants."

And besides, he said they tested his horsepower by taking samples of spinal fluid. How the fuck would that demonstrate how much power you're able to put out?

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Yeah, seriously.
#1: It doesn't take 300 (or whatever he said) men to pull a carriage that one horse can pull.

According to Wikipedia, an average human can produce 0.1 horsepower indefinitely. By that calculation, it would take 10 men to produce 1 horsepower, or 2600 men to produce power equal to his, OR 8400 men to produce power equal to that of his dad (who, by the way, could definitely beat up all of our dads... combined).

Right. So this man does NOT have the strength of 35,000 men.
He probably has the strength of like, 1.

did anybody count the allahs?

sorry but thats BS. one of the best athletes in the world was recorded as only outputting 2/3 of a horsepower over a 3 minute period.

OK, let me be the one to do what we're ALL thinking. *lies

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So everything around him gets destroyed when he gets angry and he never sleeps. Does he think he is some bastard child of Chuck Norris and the Hulk?

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Soo... odds on his dad being a cop?

Looks like America just lost it's monopoly on ignorant rednecks and talk shows trashy enough to bring in the looniest of them all.

Hmmm... so he's saying he can't control his strength. And yet he partakes in sex where wild things can, and do, happen due to the chemicals the body produces.

Is he saying he has 4 wifes... a DAY? I mean, seriously. If he could suddenly have a burst of strength while picking up a truck, could he not have that same burst while plowing his wives? Split them in two? Pelvic thrust them through the wall?

Yes, I did just try to bring logic to the table of an obvious scam artist.

He's never slept since birth? Looks like all he does IS sleep. Laws of human biology dictate his body would have either REM rebounded or suffer massive organ failure then death. He would've died before a week old.

Looks more like to me a fat loafer who thinks the world of himself, Allah be praised.

I bet "the strongest man" couldn't run a full mile before having a heart attack.

This show's got to be fake. Or a televised equivalent of a tabloid paper like the enquirer. Batboy found in cave! Drinking lard gives man strength!

This has got to be a comedy show!

"If I tried to shake your hand, I would crush it."
"I produce 260 hp, normal people can't do 1.. sorry"
and best one "I have sex 15 times.. a day!"

Sort of Tenacious D style "I can play so fast... peoples heads explode!!" Was waiting for JB to jump forth and start doing cock pushups.

>> ^Abducted:
Was waiting for JB to jump forth and start doing cock pushups.

Sorry, you can only do one cock push-up.

>> ^solecist:
did anybody count the allahs?


There's only one Allah. Weren't you paying attention?

Now, not to get all pro-violence here, but I think someone needs to beat this guy's ass and send him off to work.

I like to believe it. Life is much more fun that way.

Obviously a performance artist. None of his claims can be true.

1) He cannot shake hands for fear he will break every bone in someone's hand, yet he has sex with four separate women and somehow he can control his strength then.
2) Bending and tearing pennies don't cut it, because as we've learned from James Randi those things can be rigged.
3) There's supposedly "scientific proof" of his strength, yet where is it? He refuses to demonstrate it because he's afraid he'll get angry and tear everything up around him? Bullocks.

What a sham.

15 times a day? He must come Allah over the place.

>> ^quantumushroom:
15 times a day? He must come Allah over the place.


Hah! That's a good one.

I'm curious, how do Christians feel when they watch a video like this? They see people in other parts of the world bringing up Allah in everyday conversation like "OF COURSE Allah is the one true god and Mohammed was his messenger!" They must be amazed how in some countries in the area, 99% of people could be fooled like this.

Do Christians just shrug it off and go to church the next day and say "OF COURSE our god is the one true god and Jesus was his messenger!" ?

I wonder how American atheists feel when they watch this, then turn around and accuse the US govt of being a "theocracy". They even get to keep their heads attached to their necks while criticizing ALL religion.

damn diabetes and hypertension. ruining the horsepower of men the world over.

>> ^quantumushroom:
I wonder how American atheists feel when they watch this, then turn around and accuse the US govt of being a "theocracy". They even get to keep their heads attached to their necks while criticizing ALL religion.


BTW, that didn't make any sense.

>> ^brain:
>> ^quantumushroom:
I wonder how American atheists feel when they watch this, then turn around and accuse the US govt of being a "theocracy". They even get to keep their heads attached to their necks while criticizing ALL religion.

BTW, that didn't make any sense.


I think what he's getting at is: America(and other countries) has the luxury or being able to criticize any religion with little consequence. But in some countries, criticizing you're country's religion can lead to your execution.

Can anyone confirm that those subtitles matched the actual speech?

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That this was not a comedy show - but purported to be a real talk show, is amazing.

15 times a day... i am betting he comes to his wife and says.. uh, honey, i just had sex 5 times each with the other 3 wifes so i am just going to.. not sleep, but.. relax with my eyes closed.

>> ^SSIops:
>> ^brain:
>> ^quantumushroom:
I wonder how American atheists feel when they watch this, then turn around and accuse the US govt of being a "theocracy". They even get to keep their heads attached to their necks while criticizing ALL religion.

BTW, that didn't make any sense.

I think what he's getting at is: America(and other countries) has the luxury or being able to criticize any religion with little consequence. But in some countries, criticizing you're country's religion can lead to your execution.


Well yeah, but it's nonsense:
1. Not all theocracies chop people's heads off for criticizing religion.
2. People can still criticize a government that is fusing with religion, even if it is not an official theocracy.
3. People can still criticize a government that is fusing with religion, even if they don't chop people's heads off for criticizing religion.
4. People can still criticize a government, even if you've heard of a government that's worse.

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Anyone who has lived in the Middle East will tell you that Arabs use the phrase inshallah and alhamdullah alot, the first means god willing and the second means praise be to god. But its not really a religious thing as people use those phrases even if they are non practicing muslims.

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This video is so awesome I have not one but THREE comments:

1. That Eternium shirt is just bulging to contain his pure power (check out the Khorium buttons, stretched to the max).
2. His head is so busting with awesome awesomeness that his comb-over is just no match for the dome of exceptionality.
3. Egypt, fuck yeah!

He is surely Muhammad incarnate... The coins leave no room for doubt.

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The craziest part of this interview for me comes at 3:24 when the female interviewer casually asks the wife with a chuckle, "Are you happy like this? There are no problems? No beatings?"

I'm not an expert on how Islam treats domestic violence but this seems to indicate it is not exactly an uncommon or even a societally disapproved behavior.

P-I-M-P

An average cyclist can sprint at about 1 horsepower.

My 94 year old grandmother produces more than 1/360 hp.

This contains so much awesome-sauce that it's hard not to applaud.

They say that god has blessed him with great restraint, yet he has to have sex with 4 women 15 times a day?

I love when they pan to one of the wives, and she looks like someone is holding a gun to her head, and she is on the cusp of crying in terror. Then the reporter asks permission to talk to the wives, and asks if there are any beatings involved, then immediately laughs.

The whole coin bending magic trick that mesmerizes all onlookers, shows that all magicians are the strongest men / women alive!

I think the reality is, he's not allowed to work because he's clinically insane. The tests they gave him to check his strength seems like something out of episode one of star wars. I wonder what his metachlorian count really was?

At least we are all safe in knowing that Allah chose this man to carry the burden of superman powers. I guess we're all lucky that god also didn't bless him with the will to wear spandex tights, as his shirt was struggling just to stay on him.

"i try to conceal it. i don't like to display it"

which is exactly why i wanted to come on your show. so everyone can see how humble i am!

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