Defendant: "Uh, flibbity-flam your honor" Lolly lolly lolly!

she should've said there was a wad of hundred dollar bills in there, instead.

@rottenseed you don't need that comma there. (as opposed to "You don't need that comma,[pause] there")

Grammar nazi awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

What did he say? I listened 5 times I cant make it out.

Butter was not their piece in a Mao?

After claiming he didn't take the purse (which is why they are there - I assume), she lists the contents of the purse. The guy argues with what was in the purse ("There was no ear-piece in there mam." which gives himself away that if he knows what was in it, he must have taken it...

*promote funny

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>> ^JiggaJonson:

@rottenseed you don't need that comma there. (as opposed to "You don't need that comma,[pause] there")
Grammar nazi awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


I dont know why I do that I think that I have intentions of writing something else but change my mind or maybe I just dont know how punctuation works youd think as ive been writing with this language such a long time that id have mastered it but I havent so go figure

>> ^rottenseed:

>> ^JiggaJonson:
@rottenseed you don't need that comma there. (as opposed to "You don't need that comma,[pause] there")
Grammar nazi awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I dont know why I do that I think that I have intentions of writing something else but change my mind or maybe I just dont know how punctuation works youd think as ive been writing with this language such a long time that id have mastered it but I havent so go figure


thats the thing about language and punctuation and spelling and functionality and peoeplw who care about stucture everyone acts like they arer above that kind of stuff until its bnot being used enoug to that you can make out what people are saying when they are tryintg to say one thing but then they cannoteven communicate the idea because thier words are bting jumbled up and pauses are where they should not by and no one is using things they way they were in tended in wring to used be so that ideas are organized in such a was (way) as that they are dicsernable to others thats really the whole point of language structure and it bothers sometimes me when peopl e act like itis not important do you no wat i meen!

>> ^JiggaJonson:

>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^JiggaJonson:
@rottenseed you don't need that comma there. (as opposed to "You don't need that comma,[pause] there")
Grammar nazi awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I dont know why I do that I think that I have intentions of writing something else but change my mind or maybe I just dont know how punctuation works youd think as ive been writing with this language such a long time that id have mastered it but I havent so go figure

thats the thing about language and punctuation and spelling and functionality and peoeplw who care about stucture everyone acts like they arer above that kind of stuff until its bnot being used enoug to that you can make out what people are saying when they are tryintg to say one thing but then they cannoteven communicate the idea because thier words are bting jumbled up and pauses are where they should not by and no one is using things they way they were in tended in wring to used be so that ideas are organized in such a was (way) as that they are dicsernable to others thats really the whole point of language structure and it bothers sometimes me when peopl e act like itis not important do you no wat i meen!


Oh, you're talking about westy.

He croaks out "There really was no earpiece in there, ma'am." Or something like that.

A lot of people don't understand why guys like this agree to show up. Well, you see, he gets PAID $100 to be there, and when Judy finds against him... THE PRODUCERS PAY THE PLAINTIFF. He owes nothing AND comes out $100 richer.

It's win-win for him.

He's stupid... but he won the Syndi-court Lottery... so just how stupid is he really?

Here we go... Another case of Whitey pickin on me just cuz I'm black. You know slavery never ended right? Stupid Whitey.