First upvote some sifter from Texas!

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^ my video title is better

*Blocked in UK then.

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Fuck Texas, and I'm from Texas.

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I loved how proud he looked after this. =)

Fuck Texas AND Canada!

meh. got nothing against Texas, but Fuck Rick Perry!

http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows/thedailyshow?videoPackage=136526

For Canadians

Thanks man. There wasn't enough info on the Comedy Network site for me to find this.

That was fucking awesome.

That was well done, but I actually like the idea of states competing with each other in this way.

wow, 3 long commercials before I got to the main video..

I noticed he has a severe essential tremor. I hope he doesn't get/have Parkinson's.

Austin's alright.

I get that with Firefox but I don't get those ads with Chrome. I do have the AdBlock Pro extension installed so YMMV...

Uhhh,the states' big and beautiful-Best roads anywhere and self-sufficient as her own country should the necessity arise-Plenty of thicket, lotsa places to hide....Multicultural, hip, with a few fuckers who give it a bad name, not unlike (insert your shit state here) most places......except for Rhode Island.

Rick Perrys' a solid piece of shit, cured in a brick oven.

Austins' getting polluted with posers and hipsters and it grew to fast, it used to be cool about 30 years ago....clusterfuck of traffic and pretentious hipsters now.

I relocated from SF to Austin about 18 months ago and I cannot wait to get the fuck out of this hellhole.

Fuck Texas. I can't think of one positive thing about it.

On 9/11, they didn't attack Texas, they attacked America.

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So begins the 2nd civil war ...

LOL Remember the Alamo? Neither do we!

New York sucks too once you get out of NYC.