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Needs a *dumb #%$*&%^ tag.

LOL @ the incredulous laughter at her WTF Terry Schiavo comment.

>> ^Issykitty:

LOL @ the incredulous laughter at her WTF Terry Schiavo comment.
but we was perfectly correct.
Terry Schiavo was as healthy is a cucumber. All the feeding tubes and sensor wires were just restraining devices to make sure she wouldn't run away because she was so healthy.

I like how she had to check her notes to remind herself the talking point for CO2 is "harmless".

How can so much crazy be contained inside of one woman?

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The part about the census data powering the internment camps is actually true.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=confirmed-the-us-census-b&sc=I100322

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The part about not all values being equal is also true.

This is the way America operates on all fronts. Probably like many of your District Managers - they just need a mouth that flaps open letting forth some vibrations in order to mysteriously get their jobs.

They cut the ending off, here it is.

You know how we kill dogs at the pound?
Carbon Dioxide.

Er, she may not get all her words right, but she's running for president, where it's kind of vital that you do get your words right, isn't it?

>> ^ryanbennitt:

Er, she may not get all her words right, but she's running for president, where it's kind of vital that you do get your words right, isn't it?


"Mr. Putin, I am calling to tell you we have declared war on you! Oops, silly me, got the words wrong again. I meant to say would you like a biscuit?"

Why would you ring the head of another state to offer them a biscuit?

>> ^kymbos:

Why would you ring the head of another state to offer them a biscuit?


I don't know. 'cos their Sarah Palins neighbours?

OTOH maybe if international diplomacy always started with the generous offer of biscuitude the world wouldn't be so fucked up. Maybe that's the solution to the middle east?

Hey jews, we don't like you!
Yeah well, we're not too keen on you arab guys either!
That said, I do like biscuits.
Really? Me too! Also I don't like pork.
Wow, us too! Let's put this whole thing behind us, come round and we'll have pork free biscuits!

and thus was the world saved thanks to me.

You're welcome.

#1 statement that will haunt Bachman: "I am running for president."