Yahtzee is sweet sweet vote crack cocaine for Zifnab.

I think Zero Punctuation is the only set of videos that get so many votes and hardly any comments.

Things this perfect don't need commentary. It's like when two old people are sitting on a bench and being still, and quiet, and happy cos they are still in love.



I cant believe i just wrote that in reference to this.

Someone needs to tell Yahtzee he'll get the upvote without the terrible machinima shorts at the end.

So long as we get that first part, Aemaeth, he can tack whatever shit he wants to the end of the review. I'll give him that.

And I chuckled at the machinima short.

hmm. must not play tf2 much i think. i laughed more at the machinima personally, though i grant the first one wasnt all that great.

I've never played any of these games, and this guy's reviews wouldn't matter that much to me in deciding which ones to try. But I really love these videos. Genuinely funny stuff.

"Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong" sounds even MORE beautiful on pan flute! I didn't think that was possible, but there you have it. Sorry Joe Cocker, but your palsied and contorted stage performance pales in comparison to Zamfir's.

Wow - I only laughed once during that entire review, and then got a chuckle at the TF2 stuff - Either it's the 12 hour workday taking it's toll, or I guess this one just wasn't that funny.

So.. he broke Goodwins law before we had a chance to.. the bastard.

Yeah, this one wasn't as hilarious as many of the others, but for me that may because I already knew exactly what to expect.

The religion/creation thing was still hilarious to me though.

Badass as always. Sucks to learn there isnt any consequences in Sim City anymore. I remember 2000 where if you werent careful violence would erupt, fires would start, money would dwindle, until you lose everything you worked for as the city is destroyed by a tornado...or alien attack.

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Wow - I only laughed once during that entire review, and then got a chuckle at the TF2 stuff - Either it's the 12 hour workday taking it's toll, or I guess this one just wasn't that funny.


You every played Sim City?

There weren't quite as many jokes in this one, overall, but I still laughed a lot.

I liked intro sequence theater...

Mmmyeah video itself not as funny as others he's done, but the short at the end was tastycakes. How'd he do that, does garrysmod work with TF2? Or is there some specifically-for-machinima thing for TF2?

"You every played Sim City? There weren't quite as many jokes in this one, overall, but I still laughed a lot."

Of course I have. I just didn't think this review was that funny. Maybe I'll try again when I'm not exhausted.

>> ^MarineGunrock:
"You every played Sim City? There weren't quite as many jokes in this one, overall, but I still laughed a lot."
Of course I have. I just didn't think this review was that funny. Maybe I'll try again when I'm not exhausted.


yeah, this one is far more accurate than hilarious (not that I've played this game)...unless you laugh at blasphemous religious humor (I do).

You guys are fucking it all up! I just got done saying that theres so few comments on these videos and here you commenting! BOOOOOO! Make me look stupid

Well, I don't mean to rain on your parade arsenault, but take a look at the playlist of all the reviews. Most of them have between 15 and 20 comments, and only a few of the earlier ones have less than 10. So I'm really not sure where you're getting the whole "hardly any comments" thing.

I don't know about you people who said it wasn't as funny, I still laughed out loud, embarrassing myself at work... again... I didn't find the end as funny as the Painkiller one, but maybe that's because I hate, hate, hate online shooters (against anything other than people you know in the same room as you), whereas I played Painkiller quite a bit, and found the cut scenes to be utterly terrible.

I'm surprised Yahtzee didn't mention that this isn't a true SimCity game in any sense. Rather, EA now owns the SimCity title, and decided to slap it on this game to increase sales and trick fans of the series. But not only is this the first SimCity game not developed by Maxis, the new developer threw out all of the gameplay and style of the original.

I think I LOL'd more at this one than any previous. This guy is brilliant.

Sim City is dead. Long live Sim City.

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