Vampire Forecloses On Bank (No Joke)

Score one for the Vampires!
Enzobluesays...

My guess is that there was no one person at that branch that felt they had the authority to take the responsibility for this - and no one at corporate could be bothered until it hit the courts. That's what happens when you pay sheep wages. You get sheep.

PalmliXsays...

OK I'm sorry but this guy is just pathetic. Taking on the banks is awesome and deserves applause, but come on dude, vampire teeth?!?! Seriously? Maybe if he was an actual vampire and not a vampire geek...

shagen454says...

I'm guessing Wells Fargo wishes they could have foreseen the steeper stakes... or to have brought a steeper stake! Oh well, we all know they were being narcissistic and just didn't see it coming in the mirror.

rottenseedsays...

let's see...blood bank joke, check...stake joke, check...bloodsucking joke, check...

k, well it looks like you guys have it covered but feel free to call me if you need anything.

Opus_Moderandisays...

>> ^Enzoblue:

My guess is that there was no one person at that branch that felt they had the authority to take the responsibility for this - and no one at corporate could be bothered until it hit the courts. That's what happens when you pay sheep wages. You get sheep.


My guess is it was more a case of "Did you respond to that weird guy's letter? Me neither. He's so creepy, he probably wants to drag me to hell. Let's get Jerry to do it." And he just got passed around the office until it was too late.

bamdrewsays...

I like that he so nonchalantly describes the process that led to a Sheriff moving to liquidate the local Wells Fargo's property to pay him, and convincingly argued that this wasn't as weird as it sounds.

... also interesting that he then took his story to the local news and THEN finally received some attention; makes one wonder whether that is also a necessary step.

shagen454says...

What does Wells Fargo and a vampire have in common?



They were both brought back from the dead.



>> ^rottenseed:

let's see...blood bank joke, check...stake joke, check...bloodsucking joke, check...
k, well it looks like you guys have it covered but feel free to call me if you need anything.

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