Yet more proof that there is no god.

Its also fond of anus and (inflatable)vagina

thanks for giving me nightmares :-P

It may not prove that there is no god, but it's certainly evidence that if there is one, he's one sick, psycho SOB.

*amazonian fail.

This is the object the main character in SNIPER was talking about, he says " dont take a piss or such an such will swim right up your pecker " something to that effect.

Can't wait to see the Mythbusters episode on this one...

*fear!

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Never again will I pee in a river... O_O

As a mountaineer/climber, I've heard stories of this fish and the people that have been afflicted. I'm happy to see some documentary on it, and even happier that others now share my agony. Sweet dreams! ;-)

I got shivers just from reading the title, and delayed watching until now.... This was every bit as bad as I expected it to be... Yowza.

I'd always been told that as a kid.. "Don't pee in the water, or parasites will swim up and infect and live inside you, etc etc." This is probably where that warning stems from. It's something I always took to heart if I ever went to the river or something. I live nowhere near the Amazon though, so hopefully I'm safe...?

Shit. I didn't want to watch this video because I new it would make me cringe. My new resolution for life is that when I'm in a river and have to pee I'll arch my body up out of the water and urinate an arch like a rainbow back into the river.

I wouldn't put it past this fish to swim out of the water up through the arch...

/\ Sorry to add to the nightmares but I believe they can do exactly that (if TV really tells us the truth ), cant find a definite answer online but I saw a fish do that on a nature show, so when they say "Dont pee in the river" they also mean dont pee into the river

>> ^ponceleon:
Yet more proof that there is no god.


Yes, this goes in a private playlist of mine "against design". Though I am tempted to call it "The Devil's Design". I mean, if Satan could convince God to torture Job, maybe he convinced him to make these messed up creatures to test humanity's faith.

You know... when you think about it from that context... this argues for design.

Then again, it also argues that God is a twisted fuck.

^God and Satan are both in cahoots. They're neighbors and best buddies. They work together to ensure our eternal agony.

It's like Good Cop, Bad Cop. One's a hardass, the other pretends to be your friend; but in the end, they're both cops. They'll find out what you did wrong sooner or later and punish you for it, or they'll just straight up frame your ass.

Either way, you better have a backup plan.

"Although lurid anecdotes of attacks of humans abound, there is only one documented case of a candiru attack on a human." [according to wikipedia]

We should put these in the swimming pool at work

>> ^Stormsinger:
It may not prove that there is no god, but it's certainly evidence that if there is one, he's one sick, psycho SOB.

I would say that if anything, this example lends credence to the notion that God may be a Woman.

You have swimming pools at work?

>> ^punk225:
We should put these in the swimming pool at work

*water

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