MURKA

"Sizzler, where we ejaculate freedom on your food."

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This is some *quality dreck.

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by dag.

and a *promote for my love of country

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Tuesday, April 14th, 2015 4:18pm PDT - promote requested by eric3579.

It's just so awful, you almost have to applaud the audacity of the crapulence.

OMG... I watched this 10 minutes ago and now all I can hear is "sizzler ... is the choice.... of UHMURRRIKA"

the horrror... the unrelenting horror

Damn you @MrFisk.... dammmmnnn yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu......

This long commercial was on TV?

THANK YOU SIZZLER MY SIZZLER
I have received your message and will
faithfully carry out your instructions at the
appointed time
YOURS IN SIZZLER

Aw shucks, I guess I'm the only Sifter to not hate Sizzler and America. And, I just ate at Sizzler's last week. Steak and all you can eat shrimp. At the very least, don't hate on the cheesy bread!!!!!

Do I get an America badge or a Sizzler badge or both? Because I deserve it.

If it wasn't for old people and meth addicts, I would not have had the pleasure of visiting this dying breed of restaurant. (At least it's dying over in socal.) And, yes, I am the reigning Duke of Sizzler on Yelp. 5 stars.

Also, I'm pretty sure every company in America had a video like this.

(Whispers: Sizzler)

I have no opinion on the restaurant chain... never eaten there.

The jingle though.... that's a satanic dump on music (and not in a good way)

It is HORRID. Agreed. But I clawed my eyes out and stabbed pencils in my ear drums so it's fine now. It's... everything will be better when we're dead.

I doubt it. I think it's much more likely this is promotional material to show to potential franchisees.

If they replace SIZZLER with CANDIDATE, this would be the perfect political ad of all time.

(I was really hoping to see the crazed murderer from Too Many Cooks pop up any second there)

this just asks for a Too Many Cooks version..
http://videosift.com/video/Too-Many-Cooks

WTF is with the pedo boat captain staring lovingly at the little girl?!