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Just as good as the real show!

*spacey

Cheesy, but fun.

good casting...can only assume they were good cocksmiths as well.

Listening to the rich bellow of Patrick Stewart at 2:20+ puts me right in the mood for an XXX flick..

"Space... the Final Frontier"

Uhm, *quality?

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by gwiz665.

and the version WITH the naughty bits is where?

I ask purely for a scientific basis.

Heh, that actually has some nice moments. Action was pretty cheesy, though. Data did a good job, but seeing him fidget was pretty out of character.

It didn't seem like there were many porn scenes edited out this. Were there only 2?

I know that siftbot won't believe this but it's *long and I'm not ashamed about it.

Invocations (long) cannot be called by sawtooth because sawtooth is not privileged - sorry.

I wouldn't mind seeing more of Ensign Ro's ... acting prowess... <_<

*long

This video has been flagged as being at least 10 minutes in length - declared long by bareboards2.

I assume the scene at the end they cut out was Captain Picard getting freaky with a cup of Earl Gray, hot.

how are they able to get the rights to use the intro footage?

I'LL BE IN MY READY ROOM!!

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>> ^rychan:

Heh, that actually has some nice moments. Action was pretty cheesy, though. Data did a good job, but seeing him fidget was pretty out of character.
It didn't seem like there were many porn scenes edited out this. Were there only 2?

The whole thing is probably feature length, judging by the size of the various rips floating around (from 700-1400 MB). This scrubbed version is 26-27 minutes. So there are probably more than two porn scenes in it. EDIT: when looking at the pairings, I see several possibilities: Riker-Troy, Geordie-Braun, Worf-whatever-her-name, Data-Tasha, and Picard-Crusher at the end.

>> ^jmd:

how are they able to get the rights to use the intro footage?


Isn't it fan-made?

Check it out: http://videosift.com/video/Star-Trek-Porno-Interview-with-Picard-Look-alike

>> ^ant:

>> ^jmd:
how are they able to get the rights to use the intro footage?

Isn't it fan-made?


Ahh, I thought the intro was used in the actual star trek porno.

>> ^jmd:

>> ^ant:
>> ^jmd:
how are they able to get the rights to use the intro footage?

Isn't it fan-made?

Ahh, I thought the intro was used in the actual star trek porno.


I meant the whole movie was fan-made for non-profit so Paramount(?) wouldn't care?

>> ^WaterDweller:

>> ^rychan:
Heh, that actually has some nice moments. Action was pretty cheesy, though. Data did a good job, but seeing him fidget was pretty out of character.
It didn't seem like there were many porn scenes edited out this. Were there only 2?

The whole thing is probably feature length, judging by the size of the various rips floating around (from 700-1400 MB). This scrubbed version is 26-27 minutes. So there are probably more than two porn scenes in it. EDIT: when looking at the pairings, I see several possibilities: Riker-Troy, Geordie-Braun, Worf-whatever-her-name, Data-Tasha, and Picard-Crusher at the end.


Your assumption is correct. 2 hours long with 5 scenes that you mentioned...

>> ^ant:
I meant the whole movie was fan-made for non-profit so Paramount(?) wouldn't care?


the movie is a porn video that is sold for money. What we see on sift here is just the edited one that someone did. There is no way universal would sit still with actual ST footage in a porno.

warp core breach, methinks.

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Aww. Gone?