Sometimes having all your ducks in a row actually makes things take longer.

Fun fact: Ducks will fly in a V pattern because a Y pattern is too indecent.

You have fucking WINGS!! Why can't you fly?! Fucking assholes.

Taking their sweet-ass time walking across the road. I would have just hit the gas. they can get the fuck out of the way.

Fun fact: Ducks were originally called Dicks up until movable type was introduced. A typo was made in printing the dictionary that year and the mistake wasn't discovered until years later. It was never corrected but was accepted to avoid embarrassing the printer.

That's like sitting at a level crossing waiting for a coal train to pass.

My problem is why the fuck are ducks going to the dentist?

Hope this helps.

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They heard about his "large bills" and were looking for an upgrade.