POW! Right in the kisser!

Also take a look at Crustacean Wars I where this Mantis casually batters a snail.

I could take it.

Ah, the beauty of God's creatures. How everything is 'naturally' about peace and harmony in a flower covered world, where all creatures are meant to live in peace with one another.

BANG BANG BANG BANG * NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
*BURP*
*SHIT*

>> ^honkeytonk73:
Ah, the beauty of God's creatures. How everything is 'naturally' about peace and harmony in a flower covered world, where all creatures are meant to live in peace with one another.
BANG BANG BANG BANG NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
BURP
SHIT

Sounds like a day in the life...

EEeeueueueueghghguehgghgh.

Reminds me of this TED Talk, which I guess fell through the sift.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Sheila-Patek-clocks-the-fastest-animals-TED

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On another note, that was pretty brutal.

whatever, that thing was like 5 times the size of the crab. UNFAIR FIGHT!!!

not really, i'd even be afraid of that little guy.

Awe, Poor Mr. Crabbe..., now where are we going to get our Crabbe patties from??
Not to mention, where is Sponge Bob when you need him?

*slap* "you like that?" *punch* "HUH DO YOU LIKE IT??" *slap slap*

"c'mere you little.." *slap slap slap*

*music

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>> ^Throbbin:
I could take it.


Actually, I'm not so sure. You see that other video where the Mantis Shrimp goes for the fiddler crab and the first thing he does is BANG: big claw amputated?

I'm thinking if this thing has strategies for humans, it's going for the nutsack first.

That shrimp indeed has some finely honed ninja dismemberment skills.

Also, it's horrible and ugly and should be purged with fire.

I can't ethically place bets in a fight without weight divisions.

>> ^poolcleaner:
I can't ethically place bets in a fight without weight divisions.

Good thing there aren't any ethics on the Internet, then!

I bet he didn't need to use a SlapChop to prepare his crab after hiding back into his cave!