She had more dick in her than the urinals at Yankee Stadium.

Don't know whether to compliment or be repulsed by that statement.

If anyone can put their "special purpose" INTO a urinal then either they are unGODly endowed or have a kink rarely (un)covered in adult films.

Perhaps, OVER a urinal would be a better description, but perhaps being accurate isn't a requirement for the poster...or the joke.

EX : two men are taking a leak off a river bridge...

"Water sure is cold today," says one.
"Deep too." replied the other.

Most folks would say they urinated OFF the bridge. IF the term was INTO the river, the urine stream is the part being place INTO the river. (i.e. sort like a stream feeding into a larger stream - - the confluence where Big Bob's Brook meets the Yellow River)

As opposed to "I drop my 'special purpose' into the water for a leak." His 'special purpose' was being INserted into the river.

SO Bob's statement should have read...

"She had more penises in her than the number of times I've put mine into a birdbath."

https://youtu.be/yJJA6WRpvlg?t=76 *



* Context for the term 'special purpose'...although the 2nd half of the clip's letter scene is largely out of context. Hmm...a link to the movie THE JERK in a response to a bk33 comment? How 'bout that?

Be saddened that @bobknight33 is so mind numbingly ignorant he thinks you sit in a urinal and tuck your peen inside the lip.
Either that, or he's been using the glory hole all wrong.

Think you've got something there.

'Sides Bobo needs to update his old man views.

It hasn't been that way for many moons, son.

Let Mike bring up to date a bit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB94-2P6jdU

[Where ya' been? Oh. Right. In the GOP. The 19th Century.]