meh

Although this trailer breaks new ground in the "unbelievably shitty and disappointing" department, I'm still going to watch this movie.

No retarded Shia LeBeouf? check
No retirement-home-Harrison Ford? check
Starlord? check
Teenage Mutant Ninja Raptors? maybe.

Prediction = winner.

Well, we all know that Hollywood made the public jaded, but this still looks great fun to me.

*nature

None of the sequels will beat the original JP!

Adding video to channels (Nature) - requested by ant.

Why must everything be rebooted?

redhead scientist babe?

The final shot has me confused. Are the raptors running past Chris Pratt because he has plot armor, or is he actually leading a pack of raptors into battle?

They probably lost their appetite while fleeing from a bigger and deadlier predator.

Why the Fuck has Judy Greer been reduced to playing The Mom?

Ah, yea that really makes a lot more sense.

Moms are awesome too!

And where are their feathers?

[spoiler]He's leading a pack of raptors[/spoiler]

Edit: errm, spoiler tag doesn't work or I did it wrong? (was in < > when I submitted)

I'm cautiously optimistic..

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Jurassic World - Official Super Bowl Spot has been added as a related post - related requested by Lilithia.