5 second rule! You should see them with a tuna smoothie

Translation:

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU!!

Pick him up by the nape of the neck and squirt him with a water bottle.

Fuckin cats.

It's not the bread. A lot of plastic bags are covered with tallow (animal fat) to make them slippery and keep them from sticking together (necessary so the machines can pull them apart when they pack the bread in the factory). Cats love the taste; that's why you'll often find them licking or chewing plastic bags (side note: don't let them chew: if they swallow a tiny piece, it can lodge in their intestines and block the smooth flow of food and waste, causing bloating and potentially a rupture). This cat obviously /really/ likes the taste.

The Russian for the command 'give' is pronounced 'die'. You hear it quite often here.

Or maybe she just speaks a little English and the cat's gone a bit too far.

I think it's just survival of the fittest. I counted something around 7 cats and maybe 1-2 dog/goat/bear in there?

She's actually saying "отдай" which pronounced as "otdie".

Cool, thanks for that. I'm only learning Russian, so it always helps if I'm in public and have an alternative to frustratedly saying "die! die! die!" to my two year old.

That cat stood 4 hours in line for that bread and he'll be damned if he's going to give it up to some lousy human!