Is this a PSA, because I've done this?

Jesus, maybe the poor bastard just wanted somewhere to sleep the night!

Oh sure, now he has to go swimming and will probably drown trying to find the keys. Nice way to indirectly kill a person.


** oh I thought that was water near by. Umm well he might drown if he forgets to breath whilst looking for the keys.

>> ^chingalera:

Is this a PSA, because I've done this?


I've taken the person's keys, tossed them in the car, locked it, then bitch slapped him.

I would take the keys and carjack his nice looking car.

Fuck that. If I go to my car when I'm drunk ITS SO I CAN SLEEP IT OFF IN WARMTH AND SAFETY.

What if you only have one copy of the key (some people do). Now you have to pay to have it unlocked, so you can get your paperwork, then get a ride to the dealer to have a key cut from the vin (if they even have it on file) which may not be available so during that time your car is getting ticketed or towed.

Don't make assumptions. What if the guy was stumbling because he was going into a diabetic choma from low blood sugar and now he is DEAD because you think you're the safety police

>> ^braschlosan:
What if the guy was stumbling because he was going into a diabetic choma from low blood sugar and now he is DEAD because you think you're the safety police


Unless, of course, you can smell huge amounts of alcohol on his breath.

>> ^braschlosan:

Fuck that. If I go to my car when I'm drunk ITS SO I CAN SLEEP IT OFF IN WARMTH AND SAFETY.

Some useful info for you to know. In Canada, don't do this, it's the same as getting behind the wheel intoxicated. Even if you have no intention of driving. Intent is 9/10ths of the law on this.

>> ^TheJehosephat:


Unless, of course, you can smell huge amounts of alcohol on his breath.
Another useful tip: Diabetics who are having a high blood sugar reaction have a fruity to raunchy alcohol smell to their breath. Almost like wine, sometimes beer, or other spirits. Telling the difference for most people is almost impossible.

>> ^Mashiki:

Some useful info for you to know. In Canada, don't do this, it's the same as getting behind the wheel intoxicated. Even if you have no intention of driving. Intent is 9/10ths of the law on this.

Then I will defeat your ridiculous law by sleeping in the passenger seat!

ChaosEngine: 1
Canada: 0

suck it, canucks!

He probably just wanted to get something out of his car. Maybe someone was having an asthma attack in the bar and he was like "I've got an inhaler in my car! Don't worry!" then some guy chucks his keys. What a dick

Yes, it's a fruity smell. However, if you can't tell the difference between someone with DKA breath and alcohol, you should have your sense of smell checked. They are very distinct smells.
>> ^Mashiki:

>> ^braschlosan:
Fuck that. If I go to my car when I'm drunk ITS SO I CAN SLEEP IT OFF IN WARMTH AND SAFETY.

Some useful info for you to know. In Canada, don't do this, it's the same as getting behind the wheel intoxicated. Even if you have no intention of driving. Intent is 9/10ths of the law on this.
>> ^TheJehosephat:

Unless, of course, you can smell huge amounts of alcohol on his breath.
Another useful tip: Diabetics who are having a high blood sugar reaction have a fruity to raunchy alcohol smell to their breath. Almost like wine, sometimes beer, or other spirits. Telling the difference for most people is almost impossible.

>> ^ChaosEngine:

>> ^Mashiki:
Some useful info for you to know. In Canada, don't do this, it's the same as getting behind the wheel intoxicated. Even if you have no intention of driving. Intent is 9/10ths of the law on this.
Then I will defeat your ridiculous law by sleeping in the passenger seat!
ChaosEngine: 1
Canada: 0
suck it, canucks!


#1 This is also the way it is in the US. If you are caught sleeping off a drink in a car you can be charged with DUI.

#2 I think sitting in the passanger seat as the lone person in the car would be treated in the same way as a traffic stop where the driver hops into the passenger seat when the cop isn't looking. They can pretty much assume you are the driver, and again the dui law doesn't require the driver to actually be driving or in the driver seat, just in the car.

>> ^Payback:

>> ^chingalera:
Is this a PSA, because I've done this?

I've taken the person's keys, tossed them in the car, locked it, then bitch slapped him.


That's the way! Then, wait till they are sleeping it off and break out the magic markers!!

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Retitle this "how to deal with someone who has cerebral palsy" and it's not as cool.

>> ^jmd:
#1 This is also the way it is in the US. If you are caught sleeping off a drink in a car you can be charged with DUI.
#2 I think sitting in the passanger seat as the lone person in the car would be treated in the same way as a traffic stop where the driver hops into the passenger seat when the cop isn't looking. They can pretty much assume you are the driver, and again the dui law doesn't require the driver to actually be driving or in the driver seat, just in the car.


So you're not allowed to sleep in a camper van then?

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if campers that are not unpacked or sitting on a lot/owners driveway are bound by open container laws and such. Since you don't really have any legal course to camp in most parking lots and public roads, the camper remains a van until such time. This is speculation on my part since I actually haven't run across a case like this.

>> ^ryanbennitt:

>> ^jmd:
#1 This is also the way it is in the US. If you are caught sleeping off a drink in a car you can be charged with DUI.
#2 I think sitting in the passanger seat as the lone person in the car would be treated in the same way as a traffic stop where the driver hops into the passenger seat when the cop isn't looking. They can pretty much assume you are the driver, and again the dui law doesn't require the driver to actually be driving or in the driver seat, just in the car.

So you're not allowed to sleep in a camper van then?

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