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*cult anyone ?

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Comedy, comedy, comedy.

I sooo badly want to downvote this. Phelps and his family really get my blood boiling.

Let's just say for a sec that God is out there.. I'm astounded by the arrogant conceit by these guys that actually claim to be able to speak for God. What the hell do they know?

If you are a Christian, and you believe that Christ was God in the form of man come to pay for all the sin in the world, then who are you to determine who doesn't get that gift??? HUH?

Doesn't sound like much of a gift to me if God went through all that trouble to supernaturally cure the world of sin debt only to have this mutt's mess of clashing religions trying to sort it all out.

If Jesus WAS the real deal then EVERYONE goes you idiots. It's called forgiveness and the whole point of Christianity.

I tire of religious dumbasses.

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The irony here is that it was probably religion that ravaged his soul and left him an emotionally crippled subhuman.

"And lo, I say unto thee, any man who blasphemes the games of football and baseball shall be cast down to Hell, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth and the Ice Capades!"

Who the hell is this guy?

Carlin is on the roof of some house.

Sounds like god needs to lighten up if you ask me.

Oh man, that is too rich.

The choir singing "faith is a victory" while the graphic shows ridiculously hateful signboards is a neatly encapsulated argument about why faith is NOT a victory: subjective observations are not the same as verifiable truth!

stupid bastard sure knows how to quote irrelevant scripture.

yeah fred, i'm sure george is screaming up at us.

edit: you gotta love the "and god said go forth and preach my gospel to the world" with the "god hates fags" sign flying around the screen. everyone knows that jesus wanted every christian to preach hate to the world. that's why he dieded on the crossifications.

one day all the BDSM hookers and kid touching will be revealed, and what will they say then? all the tears in the world won't be enough. i hope they'll wrap themselves in god hates fags signs and burn themselves in effigy, but we all know that hypocrites are too weak in character to do something so pure and just.

Neat, he says the book of Isaiah mentioned Carlin by name.

"And may the itchy stick that so plagues this mans anus be removed in the name of the lord"
"Then he shall ask of Lazarus to descend upon him and place his finger where the evil itchy stick once lay and Lazarus shall cool his anus, relieving him from the pain of the Carlin."
MrConrads 4: verses 69 and 72

"America is doomed" that part is surprisingly head on, but not with that explanation. Fred Phelps needs to die a fiery death with a jagged cross up his ass. Or so the devil would have me believe.

If anyone is going to hell, it's gonna be Fred Phelps. Preaching hatred and ignorance doesn't sit well with the big guy upstairs.

LOL. i love this religious nut. i'm sure carlin would be laughing too if he could just get that pineapple from his ass

"George Carlin - the filthy blasphemer, the obscene potty-mouthed skeptic, agnostic and profane atheist who had nothing but disdain for God and the Bible."

I'd be proud of that obituary.

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

When I look at this guy, I just see the face of christian love and fellowship, guilded by forgiveness and love...

Guess Matthew 7 isn't in Freddie's version of the bible -

“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you."
- JC

Is this guy sitting on a toilet? The look on his face makes it seem like he's pinching a loaf.

"Agnostic atheist" indeed. Dumb fuck doesn't even know the meaning of his own rhetoric.

No actual Christian would be joyed at the thought of another person's suffering as this douche clearly is. He'd be saddened that Carlin didn't find God during his lifetime, and if this actual Christian was also a bible literalist, he would be even sadder that Carlin now has to burn in hell forever.

And he'd pray for him.

>> ^deathcow:
Neat, he says the book of Isaiah mentioned Carlin by name.


I know! That's awesome! I'm looking that passage up right now...

[minutes later]

Wait a minute! I've been hoodwinked!

The day that Fred Phelps comes out the closet will be the best day of my life.

i went ahead and ceremoniousness downvoted for everyone who felt bad about upvoting this car-accident of a man.

Humour-less-Phelps: 0 Post-homous-Carlin: 1

Maybe Fred Phelps has some inside knowledge? After all, he is the closest thing to satan i can imagine.

If Hitler were alive, I bet these two would get along great. They could share ideas, have hate meetings, BBQs, and build a retreat for other society's lowlifes. Then we could nuke 'em all at once off the face of the Earth =)

You guys do realize that by sifting and upvoting this you do Phelps a favor by spreading his words? This should be ignored, not spread.

"...exquisite pain..." Is it because the pain of hell is beautiful or somewhat pleasurable? In both cases, it only shows how Phelps is a masochistic brain-dead idiot who could orgasm looking at Christ-killing Jews dying in a gas chamber. Hell, he could do it by just thinking about it, and I'm sure he does every time he "sees" one of his pastor boys (Viagra is for losers).

>> ^charliem:
*cult anyone ?


Ask and ye shall receive.

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>> ^evil_disco_man:
"George Carlin - the filthy blasphemer, the obscene potty-mouthed skeptic, agnostic and profane atheist who had nothing but disdain for God and the Bible."
I'd be proud of that obituary.


Amen

I'm with you messenger, what exactly is an agnostic atheist? I also like how he said Carlin while in hell must deal with God face to face forever...so God is Satan? Who really is the satanic worshiper here Mr. Phelps?

^There are lots of agnostic atheists out there, I'm one of them.

As an Atheist I am a person who disbelieves the existence of a god or gods.

As an Agnostic I am a person who doesn't know whether there is a god or gods, however, remain open to evidence which would prove they exist.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

That doesnt quite make sense to me Raigen. As an Agnostic you dont know but as an atheist you know. As an atheist you have a belief and as an agnostic you you're not sure so it seems to me that though there is a fine line you cant be both. You either think you know and stand by your belief or you dont so if you KNOW there is no god then how can you be not sure?

All your heroes are belong to Hell! I look forward to repeatedly kicking this asshole in the balls when I see him there, if it exists, which is unfortunately not very likely.

If Carlin is face to face with God, wouldn't he be in Heaven?

As an atheist though, it is a matter of disbelief, not essentially "belief", persay. I don't believe in any gods. It is not as though I believe there are no gods. I can't say such a thing, because that is a matter of certainty which I can't have without evidence.

Therefore, I don't know if there are any gods, and can remain agnostic to that position, while still not believing in the existence of them.

And, I know, that all looks like a lot of wordplay, however, it is how I see the terms in the way I look at the world and universe and the most simplistic way I can describe it.

>> ^Jordass:
That doesnt quite make sense to me Raigen. As an Agnostic you dont know but as an atheist you know. As an atheist you have a belief and as an agnostic you you're not sure so it seems to me that though there is a fine line you cant be both. You either think you know and stand by your belief or you dont so if you KNOW there is no god then how can you be not sure?

Is this video going to make me unhappy?

And who am I to question your way of looking at the world Raigen, if i did i would be like this ass in the video. I appreciate your description, carry on good sir

Carlin is in hell, but Carlin must deal with God, face to face, forever. Therefore, God is in Hell?

Can you actually be agnostic and atheist at the same time?

I don't think that Carlin ever hated God, because Carlin didn't believe in God.

Hate is the only thing that keeps this prick alive.

We should all be very sorry for his angry ass.

Of course, we should be more sorry for the family that have followed in his footsteps and doomed their children to a life of hatred.

If you haven't, you should watch the Loius Theroux doco on these nutjobs... scary stuff.

I repeat: "Superdickery, pales pales in comparison to Godickery."

Let's do one of these when Fred Phelps' crusty-ass croaks.

hey he slipped in a jib at seinfeld too!

I think this needs to be upvoted, not downvoted. If nothing else it points out clearly that Phelps is an idiot.

Oh I don't know, anyone who thinks Michael Moore is the Anti-Christ can't be ALL bad...

>> ^campionidelmondo:
If anyone is going to hell, it's gonna be Fred Phelps. Preaching hatred and ignorance doesn't sit well with the big guy upstairs.


You hit the nail on the head there. And please people dont lump real Christians in with this moron or any of the "God hates fags" church. Its like assuming every mexican in America jumped the border. Its rather infuriating.

>> ^Trancecoach:
Is this guy sitting on a toilet? The look on his face makes it seem like he's pinching a loaf.




TOO TRUE, TOO FUNNY!! Its a good thing he waits till Mr Carlin dead to spew angry metaphorical bullshit aboout him

>> ^campionidelmondo:
You guys do realize that by sifting and upvoting this you do Phelps a favor by spreading his words? This should be ignored, not spread.

Ignoring ignorance doesn't tend to do much good. However, discussing it does. On the other hand, I can't imagine many people doing anything but laughing their arse completely off! I gotta say that with a little editing, this would be worthy to play at Carlin's funeral! It had me rolling in the aisles.

As for going to hell... if it does exist, I'd rather go there if it has people with senses of humor like George Carlin. I want to be where all the sinners that made people laugh are. Can you imagine how boring heaven would be if it only contained those people that this guy considers worthy? Heaven would then be my subjective hell, and vice-versa!

Can you even be atheist and agnostic at the same time?

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Well, basically the idea is that all you have to do to get into Heaven is to accept and believe in Christ and your sins are forgiven. That George Carlin was an atheist and made jokes about Christianity is basically a TKO for going to Hell.

Oh, and this Phelps guy reminds me of Sharia Muslims.

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Judge not, that ye be not judged.For with what judgment ye judge,ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
Matthew 7:1-2 Jesus said this. But I like to judge so...This Guy is a lunatic.

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