Hero in a half shell, turtle power! =D

It lies there, its belly baking in the hot desert sun. But you're not helping. Why is that?

Let me tell you about my mother...

*asia

Adding video to channels (Asia) - requested by ant.

What's a tortoise?

Oh...like a turtle.
I've never seen a turtle...but I understand what you mean.

Invoke "Happy"

If only it had been Han Solo sitting across the table, Leon could have gotten an early retirement.

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.

They don't let androids into the zoo

So how much does this video speak to the intelligence of the tortoise?

It's cute now but having overcome their one weakness, surely it's just a matter of time before they rule the world.