I knew there had to be a better way!

Does that sounds like Mike Rowe to anyone else?

Does it protect against when I go and I shove her head under the covers?

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For Sale - USED - Better Marriage Blanket

My wife recently passed on, so selling my "secret weapon" to a happy marriage, my better marriage blanket. Purchased new in 2003 and has absorbed literally thousands of farts. Used - but good - condition. The blanket weighs about 135 pounds now, so you will need to bring a helper with a strong back.

That doesn't solve the problem though. If it were allowed to disperse slowly over time through normal covers you wouldn't notice. I always catch a whiff when I roll over or something and an air pocket from inside the covers shoots up into my face.

Anyone else? Am I all alone on this one?

No, I smell them every time you roll over also

zing

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Great idea, I could use one of these.

>> ^dag:

Great idea, I could use one of these.


Tell your wife to stop eating so much cabbage!

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They should make one with sleeves and call it the "Dutch Oven".

take that flatulence molecules!

how did they get a camera into my house without me noticing?

I read "fart absorbing @blankfist" and was like, hmm, makes sense..

I certainly don't "absorb" them.

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Finally, a solution to my spontaneous diarrhea.

"Same material used by the military against chemical weapons" got my upvote. It gives me great pleasure to know that my farts are classified on par with conventional weaponry.

How about separate beds and separate rooms/wings in the home to go with? Vows or no vows, who the f**k wants to sleep with the same person every night?

I posted this a few months ago - killed it after getting only 3 votes.