At the end he's like, "mhm do you come in edible bite sized pieces too?"

My boss went there. Dang thing bit his tail light cover. Going for the salt, I guess (we're on the coast.)

VERY expensive tourist visit!

And then what happened?

*fear *wheels

Adding video to channels (Fear, Wheels) - requested by ant.

I'd imagine you'd make a pretty good living by starting up a Rent-A-Wreck car rental business across the street.

I'm not certain if it's because I just finished running 5 miles at 4 in the morning, or if it's the joint I smoked after the bowl I packed, but I cannot stop laughing. Like outrageous, maniacal laughing. The type where people run screaming if they witness. Mountain of madness shit I tell you. That's the drugs, right? No, no, these darn buffalo make milk come out my nose and I ain't had none.

(Shhhhhh, don't let the Buffalo know.. They hear everything and they lick out your brain with their massive tongues.)

My brain went to Buffelatio in two seconds flat. Stupid puns.

LMFAHS