I just realised it would be great to see what a person painted with this would look like in real life. Unfortunately I can't figure out how to do it without being racist.

Body suit and mask?

Add white stripes. It will fool people into thinking you love Zebras or Skunks instead of you being what they don't know about you.

false advertisement - Vanta Black is blacker, at 99.8% (in spray-on form). It's immeasurably black in raw form (> 99.96% - no spectrometer in the world was powerful enough to measure how much light it absorbs)

probably this mousou stuff is slightly less expensive (ridiculously vs ludicrously?)

Mousou black: https://www.ko-pro.black/product/musou-black-paint/

Vanta Black: https://www.surreynanosystems.com/purchasing

Vanta black isn't a paint, unless I'm mistaken. It's a material --the micro carbon tubules.

This is a water-based paint that --isn't toxic to you (Vanta is) if you touch it or ingest it.

So, it's a win of some sort.

Musou is cheaper than I thought it would be (100mL ~$20 USD + shipping) though it takes some additional paperwork to import.

Vanta link didn't have a price, I didn't inquire.

Vanta is available as a sprayable "coating" but I don't think you'd consider it a paint.

I wouldn't trust Musou to be non-toxic. It contains material that the toxicity is unknown. Lets just say I wouldn't mess with it unless I already had cancer.

I should have checked the "jokingly" box on previous, because both are soooo black you wouldn't notice the difference by looking at it.