I haven't seen a good roast in a while. What with all the sanctimonious expatriations, I think the Sift morale would be well served with an old fashioned "your shit stinks worse than all of ours put together" for this dubious milestone. Seriously, Zif, you should have left with all the others. Maybe then some of us would have a shot at Zero Punc posts.

Seriously, seriously. Wow. 30k votes? Your vids are among the top reasons I stopped lurking and started talking/posting. Thanks for all the *quality; and thanks to mas for pointing it out.

Awarding mas8705 with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by RhesusMonk.

Who wants to kiss his ass? I do! I do!

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

30K votes could make you mayor of a mid-sized town.

Very impressive, Darth Zifnab. Your midi-chlorian count makes you the undisputed Dark Lord of the Sift.

It's over 30 thousaaaaand! http://www.videosift.com/video/Its-over-9000-2

We better run a software check on his Diebolds!
Congrats!

*Don LaFontaine voice

For months he's been chained in the basement....
For months he has only one purpose.....
For months the aroma has been gaining strength...
One man.
One mission.
Celibacy.

Ah, so it goes or comes as it were.

The harbinger of punctuation nihilism...
The high priest of Yhatzee...
The Dark Lord of the Sift...

What will come if we let him get to 66666?

We must ban him now! Or we are doomed, I tell you! Ban him, before his powers grow to strong. Will you wait till he slays Dag with mind bullets? The borders on his cold, dark prison called Canada are crumbling with every vote you cast.

Will you continue to hope that one will come to challenge his dominion over us?

We might just have to rename the place VideoZif and this area ZifTalk. zifbot would carry out invocations. And then of course we'd have plenty of Zifquisitions.

Zoiks!

Four score and 30,000 votes ago I decided to stop lurking and post a video. It sure has snowballed since then!

Thanks for the post mas8705, and for everyone else's kind words. I would have tossed in a *zifquality if RhesusMonk hadn't beat me to it. I'm working on zifbot, so everyone better be careful once my plan for total domination comes to fruition!

Contrary to choggie's idea's I'm not holed up in a basement somewhere in Canada sifting 24/7

We've already gone past that milestone. When he gets to 31415 votes, let have another celebration.

Your the kind of guy who fucks up the grading curve for the rest of us.
Congrats for 30K. You the man.

^So does that mean 15K is supposed to be average?

Belated congrats on your most impressive milestone, Zifnab! This is proof we've ALL gone to the dark side!

..and here all the while I suspected most comments would win some sorta, similar salutations...oh well, at least not everyone likes me, that satisfies better'n a cooling salve applied on third degree, self-inflicted burns down to the local all-nighter-