Choggie, your absolute respect for women compared to your complete disgust at the rest of society as a whole always puzzles me. In a totally good way

the wimmins made us all

Well, we wouldn't have been able to do it without you guys! Then again, soon enough it'll be possible I guess...

No one desires to play this game, eh? Perhaps I should start the ball rolling by sharing the dirty little secrets privy.....got some great dirt for all the strict authoritarian types...

I'll go first then: I jerked off to gwiz playing guitar the other day, yeeeeeehaw!

After hearing the nuclear launch warning, sexy voice, Nordlichreiter ran down the long corridor to his bunker. Upon entering into the threshold he pulls the hatch shut, secures the seal, and turns around leaning on the door he sighs his relief. Suddenly he knows, something is amiss, something is wrong; terribly wrong! He looks up slowly, and Choggie is sitting at the command console, big fucking cigar, laughing his head off while petting an evil looking cat.

Nordlichreiter, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Banned again? Uh oh!

You're a hero!
>> ^kulpims:

I'll go first then: I jerked off to gwiz playing guitar the other day, yeeeeeehaw!

Uh...

...I sleep at night.


*sleep well

Choggie once upvoted my entire PQ and I didn't tell anyone. : P

I'm reasonably well behaved but since going ruby i fancy clicking on the handcuffs on peeps profiles. But I won't do it

I'm surprised at you choggie. Those "you know who you are" lines are rather passive and indirect... doesn't suit you.

I don't have any shady doings here, really. @kronosposeidon and I have had 2 (entirely public) spats in the past, though I don't think there's any grudges left over from either. @LadyDeath took to harassing me on a regular basis after she took this downvote personally. I didn't hesitate to give it right back, though, and I guess that wasn't the mature thing to do. Eventually, though, it seems she had more fun harassing @LittleRed and @thepinky, so she left me alone. And of course, nothing has made this site more enjoyable for me than her absence.

I do wish I could hobble @ant for his constant misuse of NSFW invocations. I'd do it in a heartbeat if I could.

Hmmm.

The Choggster wants to know the deep, dark secrets of everybody else on the sift.

Don't worry, bud, few have out done you, though some have tried.

My worst? Cussing like an illiterate sailor when I'm really, really pissed off.

I don't think there's a fifth-grader in the world who could out-cuss me when I'm mad.

Second worst offense? Taking shit too seriously, and dropping out for a few months.

I hooked up with @blankfist girlfriend when he was out of town. Sorry, dude.

deep dark secrets?
uh..i surely do not know of what you speak.
so i say good day sir..
i said GOOD day!

I regret having been mean to blankfist, dannym and johnny. I don't feel all that bad about being mean to joedirt, because he just seems to beg for it sometimes.

choggie's rap sheet -that I know of

-was banned for discarding other people's posts that he did not approve of.
-harassment of site owner/site owner's wife.
-harassment of a number of videosifters through aggressive private comments.
-harassment of people over the phone/email.
-purposely drove people he did not like off the site.
-has said extremely inappropriate things in the face of others' personal tragedies.

If anyone has more to add, let me know....

I'm sort of addicted to the rush of clicking on that tenth vote and earning someone a star, so I have this dirty little secret. It's basically the search results for "pq'd videos, most votes". It's usually a couple of pages of 9'ers. Sort of the "best of the pq" most of the time. [e:] (You have to get past the first page or two)

Oh yeah and there was that banning of @wigerdog, discarding @CaptainPlanet420 's talk post and relentlessly changing his tags to *cute. And that cheese thing. I also masturbate to many of @blankfist's posts, particularly the ones I downvote.

Adding post to channels (Cute) - requested by schmawy.

Ooops! After all these years I still make that mistake.

Ok-true confessions time for chog with dytop's as a litmus/shopping list:
A: Accusation
R: Response/Re-nig


choggie's rap sheet -that I know of

A:-was banned for discarding other people's posts that he did not approve of.

R:-slapped on the hand, banned, slapped again, chuckled.

A:-harassment of site owner/site owner's wife.

R: Just trying to be like dag, no s'rsly, never got to have a meaningful conversation with her in real-time...Hope she does not hate me for the interview, or the, "Yer too far earth to want to come back or suffer us pathetically backwards humans" sorta vibe I threw at her...she knows good food, she knows good people, she's a keeper.

A:-harassment of a number of videosifters through aggressive private comments.

R: Fuck em if they can't take medicine or a ball-bustin' or mirror glance, I welcome all who hold grudges and foul memories, back to the table of mutual interaction...including (insert what you think happened here), cubed. Besides....none of the shit was private anyhow until whiners cut and pated private comments..THEY COULD NOT FUCKING DEAL WITH!!!....I simply talk shit to bring people's own horseshit into daylight-they then address the forum with tattles because they feel so inclined to not look at themselves....fuck em, I love everybody.

A:-harassment of people over the phone/email.

R. Person(s)...Viable??? i.e. Still breathing??..Call me-713-469-2384 or email me...or ignore. Yer folks call.

A:-purposely drove people he did not like off the site.
R: Uh, NO!?...Think again-They volunteered, as do we all.


A:Has said extremely inappropriate things in the face of others' personal tragedies.

R: The dead in politics, can go fuck themselves-If I was insensitive to something or someone on the past, who has done the 180 degrees from something they regret or wold rather have been another way??....Explain and take comfort in the illusion, that changes have transpired, and I might consider man-sex if you were not so goddamn ugly! or get the fuck OVER it, we're all dysfunctional amalgams of the experiences we live with, are dealt, and create.

"If anyone has more to add, let me know...."(DSTFURTDY)

Nordlichreiter looks through his periscope, seeing the aftermath settling he breaths yet another sigh of relief. Wait, what's that over to the left on that mountain.

"Fuck," Nordlichreiter says as he retracts his periscope. It seems the dust had settled only to see counter attacks in full force.

Nordlichreiter returns to his command console, he hits the big red button, and begins to cruise 4chan on the 150 inch Plasma TV.

I sometimes fail to live up to the incredibly high standards VS has set for itself.

I know, it's a shock to us all...

I DID do that thing I was once accused of.

When I'm

I tire of people taking this site too seriously, including endlessly referencing Choggie's indiscretions. And if Ant downvotes another of my fucking vids, goddamit I'm gonna... gah!... nngggh... Oh, I'm chokin' on my own rage, here...